One Sentence archive - tag: "phone"

Waylon

"Well, I'm no gynecologist", I murmured into the phone, "But I'll come over and have a look."

2008-08-06 16:09:11 / Rating: 183.5 /

Upon hearing of my father's death, I calmly noted that people really do drop the phone when they hear bad news.

2008-06-17 13:18:39 / Rating: 233.25 /

Despite living together for months now, I can't currently tell whether my roommate is crying or if he's having phone sex.

2007-11-14 10:54:51 / Rating: 281.5 /

Phone sex was almost as awkward as meeting him for the first time in person the next day.

2007-09-26 01:09:16 / Rating: 191 /

Though my voice may have seemed calm over the phone, I didn't want you to know that I was really sobbing.

2007-09-13 13:56:48 / Rating: 177 /

I laughed when he tried to send a text message to her because I secretly changed her phone number when he wasn't looking.

2007-06-22 10:43:54 / Rating: 267.75 /

I called him on his mobile phone to tell him I'd found his mobile phone

2006-09-28 09:57:29 / Rating: 211.75 /