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After one look into his bloodshot eyes, I instantly regretted not tipping the pizza delivery boy in weed.
2010-01-05 15:44:22 / Rating: 177.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "pizza"
Mo
Delivering pizza became a life-affirming occupation the day the half-naked couple in their seventies opened the door, releasing billowing clouds of pot smoke and Jefferson Airplane into the atmosphere.
2009-03-25 11:32:35 / Rating: 722.5 /
OMFG
I went over to the counter to try on a pair of gorgeous glasses in front of the mirror, when I saw the reflection of my boyfriend kissing the pizza guy right behind me.
2008-07-23 12:01:54 / Rating: 515 /
Dearly Defeated
Two of my friends and I drove a total of twelve hours to eat dinner in Chicago on Friday night.
2007-10-02 15:44:50 / Rating: 253.25 /