Story archives - tag: "pool"

CJ

When I was little, my mom told me that the bottom of the pool smelled really good.

tags: mom pool humor [add]

2008-12-12 09:17:51 / Rating: 587.5 /

S

When my sister was too young to care about floaties, I saved her because my adulterous father was too busy with his adulterous wife to notice her drowning.

tags: pool drown life save close-call [add]

2008-06-02 13:37:10 / Rating: 332 /

Bear

I don't resent the fact that she jumped on me in the swimming pool, because now I can tell people that the scar on my forehead was put there by the knee of a flying Asian.

tags: scars friends pool [add]

2007-10-25 10:35:54 / Rating: 693.5 /

ER

Not until I was mid-air did I realize just how far the pool is from the roof.

tags: ouch pool jump roof [add]

2007-07-13 09:27:10 / Rating: 534 /

Andrew

But then, to the horrified looks of the onlookers, the ducks flew into the pool.

tags: ducks pool humor [add]

2007-04-23 11:23:21 / Rating: 319.75 /