CJ
When I was little, my mom told me that the bottom of the pool smelled really good.
When I was little, my mom told me that the bottom of the pool smelled really good.
When my sister was too young to care about floaties, I saved her because my adulterous father was too busy with his adulterous wife to notice her drowning.
I don't resent the fact that she jumped on me in the swimming pool, because now I can tell people that the scar on my forehead was put there by the knee of a flying Asian.
Not until I was mid-air did I realize just how far the pool is from the roof.