Story archives - tag: "poop"


That night ended eventfully with one traumatized dog, two irritated parents, one hormonal crying teenager, and hundreds of gallons of water down the drain, but it's okay because my dog no longer has poop all over his body.

tags: humor dog poop rolled in things he wasn't supposed to water wasted water [add]

2011-08-29 08:15:13 / Rating: 534 /

Fred Lineberry

The dog poop canvassed the concrete floor like a Jackson Pollock, and I was able to pause and appreciate the talent involved before the smell arrived.

tags: poop house hunting interview smell shock [add]

2010-01-07 11:25:43 / Rating: 417.5 /


When I was finally able to relax after pushing for 30 mins, he said "Good news, you didn't poop!"

tags: labor marriage humor baby poop [add]

2008-11-06 14:16:01 / Rating: 765.5 /

how i'd like to be credited

When making a film for English class, chocolate pudding works wonderfully as a substitute for poop, as does vegetable soup for vomit.

tags: childhood vomit poop [add]

2007-04-16 15:48:09 / Rating: 593.5 /


The stench of cow poop is forgotten while running barefoot in a dairy farm pen as a pack of cows starts running at you.

tags: cows poop humor Macbeth [add]

2006-12-21 14:44:11 / Rating: 530 /


Then, after hearing about faecal aerosols, I never flushed with the lid up.

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2006-09-11 14:03:15 / Rating: 503.25 /


When my daughter was a baby I changed her dirty diaper in the car and then went into a home improvement store and while I was standing at the cutomer service desk I looked down I had a little ball of poop stuck on the front of my jeans.

tags: parent baby diaper poop [add]

2006-06-27 17:39:34 / Rating: 595.25 /