That night ended eventfully with one traumatized dog, two irritated parents, one hormonal crying teenager, and hundreds of gallons of water down the drain, but it's okay because my dog no longer has poop all over his body.
2011-08-29 08:15:13 / Rating: 369 / 
The dog poop canvassed the concrete floor like a Jackson Pollock, and I was able to pause and appreciate the talent involved before the smell arrived.
2010-01-07 11:25:43 / Rating: 319.75 /
When I was finally able to relax after pushing for 30 mins, he said "Good news, you didn't poop!"
2008-11-06 14:16:01 / Rating: 626.25 /
When making a film for English class, chocolate pudding works wonderfully as a substitute for poop, as does vegetable soup for vomit.
2007-04-16 15:48:09 / Rating: 475.75 /
The stench of cow poop is forgotten while running barefoot in a dairy farm pen as a pack of cows starts running at you.
2006-12-21 14:44:11 / Rating: 431.25 /
Then, after hearing about faecal aerosols, I never flushed with the lid up.
2006-09-11 14:03:15 / Rating: 424.25 /
When my daughter was a baby I changed her dirty diaper in the car and then went into a home improvement store and while I was standing at the cutomer service desk I looked down I had a little ball of poop stuck on the front of my jeans.
2006-06-27 17:39:34 / Rating: 522 /
