PCD
When I was finally able to relax after pushing for 30 mins, he said "Good news, you didn't poop!"
2008-11-06 14:16:01 / Rating: 141.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "poop"
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When making a film for English class, chocolate pudding works wonderfully as a substitute for poop, as does vegetable soup for vomit.
2007-04-16 15:48:09 / Rating: 171.25 /
Rain
The stench of cow poop is forgotten while running barefoot in a dairy farm pen as a pack of cows starts running at you.
2006-12-21 14:44:11 / Rating: 160.25 /
Dino
Then, after hearing about faecal aerosols, I never flushed with the lid up.
2006-09-11 14:03:15 / Rating: 158.5 /
Angela
When my daughter was a baby I changed her dirty diaper in the car and then went into a home improvement store and while I was standing at the cutomer service desk I looked down I had a little ball of poop stuck on the front of my jeans.
2006-06-27 17:39:34 / Rating: 189.75 /