Nate
It took the internet to find out about my uncle's successful career in porn.
It took the internet to find out about my uncle's successful career in porn.
Just when I thought I'd never get to type, "Dude, I KNOW that girl," I found pictures of her in a seedy corner of the internet.
Not being quite attuned to college life, I reflexively put my old home address while ordering a porn DVD.
It's been four days, and I still don't know what I should have said to the pretty girl sitting next to me who said "Everybody likes good porn."
I daresay that the big boss is having an easier time at Club Fed for securities crimes than the lesser boss is having at the pen for kiddie porn.
The first time my parents found gay porn on the computer, I cried and said I was just jealous of their bodies, and how I wasn't thin like those boys on the Internet.
After Livejournal Strikeout '07, I realized that fangirls could easily be mobilized into a killing machine if you told them that the Iraqis took away their Harry Potter porn.