Story archives - tag: "porn"

stupidlove

It's been four days, and I still don't know what I should have said to the pretty girl sitting next to me who said "Everybody likes good porn."

tags: befuddled flumoxxed confused humor porn girl girls pretty [add]

2008-08-26 10:17:26 / Rating: 192.25 /

countedx58

I daresay that the big boss is having an easier time at Club Fed for securities crimes than the lesser boss is having at the pen for kiddie porn.

tags: crime boss porn perversion lawyers [add]

2008-06-03 11:01:16 / Rating: 73 /

Room to Play

The first time my parents found gay porn on the computer, I cried and said I was just jealous of their bodies, and how I wasn't thin like those boys on the Internet.

tags: gay porn lies yes I said the first time [add]

2007-08-07 16:22:02 / Rating: 251.75 /

lj

After Livejournal Strikeout '07, I realized that fangirls could easily be mobilized into a killing machine if you told them that the Iraqis took away their Harry Potter porn.

tags: livejournal fangirls internet porn [add]

2007-06-01 11:31:21 / Rating: 192 /

would you put a name on this?

It wasn't until the eulogy ended that I realized I had been thinking about porn instead of listening.

tags: funeral porn guilt [add]

2007-05-24 23:43:50 / Rating: 676 /