One Sentence archive

Chase

I decided to quit smoking pot for a while following a close brush with death involving a Reeses' Chocolate Bar.

2008-09-03 13:56:55 / Rating: 35.75 /

It started an hour late because the first comic was a pothead who left the microphone at Taco Bell when he had a snack attack before the show.

2008-08-27 14:54:48 / Rating: 70.75 /

While my husband was deployed I would smoke pot in my bathroom with a neighbor while the kids were asleep.

2008-07-09 17:40:17 / Rating: 111.5 /

This morning, I found a spot on my washcloth that smelled like really good pot.

2008-06-06 17:03:12 / Rating: 88.25 /

We moved and now I can't grow pot.

2008-01-14 17:23:59 / Rating: 122.5 /

I told my mom the smell was from burning the leaves in the yard and she believed me until my sister came home stoned two weeks later.

2007-11-20 15:11:21 / Rating: 139.25 /

I have a 4.7 GPA and I smoke more weed than my high school's famed stoners.

2007-07-24 16:42:45 / Rating: 205.5 /