I'm the guy from the blog
While waiting for a local gig to start, a stranger came up to me to say that he'd seen a photo of me on my blog that day.
While waiting for a local gig to start, a stranger came up to me to say that he'd seen a photo of me on my blog that day.
One night in college, I blacked out drinking in my friend's dorm room and "came to" while taking a shower in the men's bathroom.
I should have bought a lottery ticket the day an apartment-complex neighbor with about a 30% overlap in movie tastes got the same movie we did, on the same day.
Today, I got a priority mail package from my mother containing Aleve, two pairs of underwear, socks, and a $10 bill.
I'm selling my old mattress to a guy I had a one-night stand with.
I knew God had a sense of humor when I hesitantly answered the ringing K-Mart payphone, only to hear my best friend, who had misdialed my home phone number, on the other end.
I got tested for STDs and had my ears cleaned today.