Story archives - tag: "random"

I'm the guy from the blog

While waiting for a local gig to start, a stranger came up to me to say that he'd seen a photo of me on my blog that day.

tags: music concert guy strange random blog [add]

2010-05-24 15:26:07 / Rating: 97.75 /

Shelby

One night in college, I blacked out drinking in my friend's dorm room and "came to" while taking a shower in the men's bathroom.

tags: college random [add]

2010-05-12 10:34:16 / Rating: 107.5 /

snakey

I should have bought a lottery ticket the day an apartment-complex neighbor with about a 30% overlap in movie tastes got the same movie we did, on the same day.

tags: random odds chances Netflix neighbor friend movie [add]

2010-02-24 15:28:24 / Rating: 57.75 /

really, mom?

Today, I got a priority mail package from my mother containing Aleve, two pairs of underwear, socks, and a $10 bill.

tags: mom mail random [add]

2009-04-19 21:37:29 / Rating: 297.75 /

crabapple

I'm selling my old mattress to a guy I had a one-night stand with.

tags: irony random humor sex [add]

2008-11-06 14:19:41 / Rating: 546.25 /

What are the odds?

I knew God had a sense of humor when I hesitantly answered the ringing K-Mart payphone, only to hear my best friend, who had misdialed my home phone number, on the other end.

tags: coincidence telephone humor friends God random [add]

2008-06-10 10:39:09 / Rating: 4091 /

Squeaky Clean

I got tested for STDs and had my ears cleaned today.

tags: doctor humor random [add]

2008-04-25 10:25:08 / Rating: 261.5 /

Chris

As I leaned to kiss her on the cheek, she decided the lips would be better, and my heart stopped mid-beat.

tags: love unrequited accepted surprise change random bus station [add]

2007-01-01 19:58:45 / Rating: 685.25 /