crabapple
I'm selling my old mattress to a guy I had a one-night stand with.
2008-11-06 14:19:41 / Rating: 111.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "random"
What are the odds?
I knew God had a sense of humor when I hesitantly answered the ringing K-Mart payphone, only to hear my best friend, who had misdialed my home phone number, on the other end.
2008-06-10 10:39:09 / Rating: 2283 /
Squeaky Clean
I got tested for STDs and had my ears cleaned today.
2008-04-25 10:25:08 / Rating: 118 /
Chris
As I leaned to kiss her on the cheek, she decided the lips would be better, and my heart stopped mid-beat.
2007-01-01 19:58:45 / Rating: 401.25 /