Story archives - tag: "relationships"


He left the band because he couldn't stop writing songs about me even after we broke up, and it got too weird for me to keep playing violin to them like they were about some other girl.

tags: band relationships bandmates sad breakup music songs violin vocalist [add]

2013-07-09 18:56:30 / Rating: 250.75 /

Couldn't handle it.

I hope making you biscuits for breakfast made up for walking away from your mental breakdown.

tags: depression breakfast relationships [add]

2011-12-09 14:33:23 / Rating: 294.25 /


We realized it was the wrong parking lot to make out in when we saw the drug dealer flash his gun.

tags: humour dating kissing relationships gun [add]

2011-07-20 11:57:11 / Rating: 461 /


I later was told by his mom that they had gotten the marriage license during lunch, before he texted me and told me it was over.

tags: relationships mom break-ups [add]

2011-05-26 14:58:52 / Rating: 498.5 /


We may have been in hospital together for only a week but you were the best non-girlfriend i ever had.

tags: relationships click 24hrs mental health Northgate childhood [add]

2011-02-03 09:10:04 / Rating: 615.75 /


I stopped complaining about school the day I found out my boyfriend was in special education and longed to be in a normal school.

tags: relationships school special ed frustration sorry [add]

2011-01-12 12:30:01 / Rating: 494.5 /

Peter Licari

Frankly, it's awkward when you find out the "random jerk" who rear-ended your new car two hours ago is also your new girlfriend's father.

tags: humor awkward relationships dating [add]

2011-01-06 09:42:55 / Rating: 563.5 /


We call each other soulmates and yet we still can't agree on how much Radiohead sucks.

tags: music relationships soulmates [add]

2010-12-07 09:43:43 / Rating: 677 /

Jane Doe

When I found out I didn't know his real name four months into dating, I knew it probably wasn't going to work out.

tags: humor dating relationships [add]

2010-06-08 11:42:38 / Rating: 496.75 /

Felipe Colmenero

Note to self: if you have to go to the police, your relationship is not ok.

tags: drama relationships not ending well [add]

2010-04-19 16:42:32 / Rating: 496.75 /


I'm glad he doesn't hav caller ID, because if he did he'd know how many times I've called.

tags: telephone relationships [add]

2010-03-17 14:43:50 / Rating: 388 /


I knew he was the one to keep when our second date, during which I accidentally gave him a facial scar with my teeth, was not the last.

tags: scar humor fun angel the one partner relationships WesterCon [add]

2010-03-13 22:20:33 / Rating: 458.5 /


I said no to the coffee but yes to the date.

tags: coffee date humor relationships taste [add]

2010-01-18 17:15:32 / Rating: 518.5 /

He's almost here...

The night I found out that she was pregnant, I met my wife in the park to tell her I was moving to Portland without her.

tags: pregnancy relationships love [add]

2009-12-04 08:56:28 / Rating: 378.25 /

Duck Goes Moo

Having your boyfriend's mother catch you rumaging through her purse that looks exactly like yours does not make for a good introduction.

tags: relationships embarassing awkward [add]

2009-08-30 21:38:09 / Rating: 455.75 /


It was only when she recoiled with horror in her eyes that I realized how completely I had misread her signals.

tags: relationships rejection loss despair [add]

2009-08-18 09:59:08 / Rating: 574.5 /

Haven't learned yet

The men in my life can be explained as one alcoholic stepping stone to another.

tags: men relationships drinking alcoholism [add]

2009-08-03 15:58:30 / Rating: 388.75 /


I got more action playing spin the bottle on the beach, kissing both boys and girls, in one night than I did with my girlfriend in over a year.

tags: relationships kissing spin the bottle [add]

2009-07-21 09:59:19 / Rating: 404.5 /


He de-tagged himself from all our photos together.

tags: facebook relationships [add]

2009-06-16 09:21:34 / Rating: 451.5 /


We almost broke up over whether or not to freeze bread.

tags: relationships [add]

2009-06-10 11:06:16 / Rating: 493.5 /


The $1 store swiss rolls I bought to console myself were better than all the expensive chocolates I received when we were together.

tags: relationships irony humor [add]

2009-05-08 07:54:47 / Rating: 622.75 /


I am nearly 21 and the entirety of my relationship experiences involve being asked out by a mentally challenged kid, a guy who after one date, called six times a day for a week and a half, a 50 year old illegal alien, and the son of the 50 year old illegal alien.

tags: 21 relationships dating boys irony [add]

2009-04-19 21:33:06 / Rating: 712.25 /


I knew we wouldn't last forever as soon as I realized she had an "open door" policy when using the bathroom.

tags: toilet relationships girlfriend ex-girlfriend open door number one number two [add]

2009-04-10 12:51:08 / Rating: 507 /


I suddenly felt more isolated than before when I realized that my husband and I were in the same house, communicating by Twitter.

tags: relationships twitter [add]

2009-03-16 12:01:42 / Rating: 457 /


"I have gone to Prague," she wrote, "to be without you."

tags: relationships [add]

2009-03-09 12:41:58 / Rating: 495.5 /

Steven Gomez

I said, "Take it slow," and she said, "Take it or go," so I went.

tags: relationships [add]

2009-03-09 12:41:33 / Rating: 424.75 /


After he broke up with me on Valentine's Day, I returned his present and used the money to buy a ton of chocolate and some new shirts.

tags: break up relationships dating boyfriend jerk who needs men when you have chocolate [add]

2009-02-17 13:44:12 / Rating: 574.75 /

The Ocean

A yeast infection brought us together and bad spelling broke us apart.

tags: humor relationships low tolerance [add]

2009-01-22 12:28:19 / Rating: 471.25 /


We didn't wait till our wedding night and we were a little late for our reception.

tags: sex marriage love relationships romance humour [add]

2009-01-19 15:10:37 / Rating: 1111.75 /


I wasn't sure if him calling the local radio to talk to their psychic about me after 3 dates was cute or creepy.

tags: dating romance psychic relationships [add]

2008-12-04 13:15:12 / Rating: 533.5 /


She ended our three-and-a-half year relationship on New Year's Day by telling me she never loved me, so I took back the engagement ring I had been carrying in my pocket and used the money to by a 55-inch plasma television.

tags: break ups relationships love television [add]

2008-12-03 15:06:55 / Rating: 1387.75 /

i love jools

When I bared my soul and told my husband that I wanted to be calmed by the sound of running water while I sleep, he told me to get my pillow and lay down next to the toilet.

tags: humor marriage husbands relationships [add]

2008-11-18 13:15:57 / Rating: 648.25 /


The day I was ready to tell him "Yes" was the day he came in holding my best friend's hand.

tags: irony sad relationships high school awkward messed up [add]

2008-10-15 15:11:19 / Rating: 733.75 /


I'm only 16, so why do I have to be the adult in every situation?

tags: parents friends relationships finances childish adult selfishness [add]

2008-08-26 10:21:44 / Rating: 687.25 /


After we finished kissing, I laughed and said,"Can you please go brush your teeth?"

tags: humor kiss relationships [add]

2008-08-07 15:14:06 / Rating: 496.5 /


I knew my boyfriend had finally been accepted into the family when my dad gave him a key to his garage.

tags: humor relationships acceptance [add]

2008-06-30 13:21:44 / Rating: 538 /


When you deleted, "I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world," from your profile, I decided our relationship wasn't gonna work out.

tags: girlfriend relationships [add]

2008-06-16 16:11:51 / Rating: 525 /


As my father passed by the closet, I prayed she wouldn't sneeze.

tags: love risk relationships [add]

2008-06-11 13:09:02 / Rating: 606.5 /


She started the conversation with "I think you should date other women," and ended it with "Yes, I'll marry you."

tags: love relationships breaking up engagement [add]

2008-06-09 12:20:23 / Rating: 840 /


I'm still waiting to lend you this CD which I've been carrying in my bag for three weeks.

tags: relationships waiting [add]

2008-05-12 15:38:42 / Rating: 435 /


I think the imaginary friend I had when I was in elementary school wanted to spend more time with me then my boyfriend does.

tags: childhood relationships [add]

2008-05-05 10:10:30 / Rating: 627 /


It took me two years to realize that I'd sacrificed way too much to keep him happy, and I can't believe what finally sent me over the edge was him telling me "I think I'm a werewolf."

tags: humor relationships [add]

2008-04-18 10:19:15 / Rating: 719.25 /


My ex-girlfriend is engaged to my boyfriend's twin brother.

tags: love relationships twins bisexual [add]

2008-04-08 17:00:10 / Rating: 687.75 /


I got a job at that restaurant you pointed out to me months ago, hoping that one day you'll walk in without her.

tags: breakup relationships [add]

2008-04-08 16:59:59 / Rating: 499 /


Despite what most people think, I didn't marry my wife because she is Chinese.

tags: marriage relationships ethnicity [add]

2008-03-25 10:40:18 / Rating: 536.25 /


I didn't suspect you of being a pedophile until you lamented the loss of my braces.

tags: relationships possibilities pedophilia dentistry [add]

2008-03-12 17:48:41 / Rating: 584.5 /

Eternal Flame

I missed my girlfriend so much that I racked up 4,000 minutes of talk time on my cell phone that month.

tags: love relationships long-distance romance [add]

2008-03-10 10:18:02 / Rating: 569.25 /


"I can't give you my number because I'm in an exclusive uncommitted one year relationship with a man I see on the weekends," doesn't have a very convincing ring to it.

tags: committment relationships [add]

2008-03-07 16:47:13 / Rating: 518.25 /


Lying next to my beautiful six-foot green-eyed girlfriend was kind of like lying next to the Rocky Mountains, and just as breathtaking.

tags: beauty women relationships [add]

2008-03-06 13:03:53 / Rating: 782.25 /


I offered him some water, and instead of answering, he told me my refrigerator smelled bad.

tags: relationships humor [add]

2008-02-05 10:42:07 / Rating: 433 /


It was the night I was supposed to make you mine, and then the water main exploded.

tags: tragedy relationships [add]

2007-12-06 12:17:15 / Rating: 475.5 /


He thought the slap I gave him was just an experiment in light S and M, but it was actually the anger of the past few months that I had to release in order to bring myself to sleep with him.

tags: anger sex relationships [add]

2007-11-24 18:29:26 / Rating: 562.25 /

Tessa V

I was hoping that I would be disappointed by the booty call so that I'd stop liking you so much.

tags: sex college crush relationships [add]

2007-11-09 11:04:08 / Rating: 663.75 /


I don't think he's noticed, but when I'm mad at him I don't wear his shirt to bed.

tags: relationships love mad [add]

2007-11-02 14:42:13 / Rating: 824.25 /

La Fille Italiano

I think my dog likes it when I don't have a boyfriend because it means he can sleep on my pillows.

tags: pets jealous men relationships [add]

2007-10-25 10:44:59 / Rating: 621.5 /


Even after I told him I never wanted to speak to him again, he still thought it was important to let me know about the new Radiohead album.

tags: relationships radiohead music excitement [add]

2007-10-02 15:44:00 / Rating: 640.5 /


After seeing the tears on my keyboard I now realize why they say office relationships are not a good idea.

tags: work relationships tears [add]

2007-09-21 15:20:14 / Rating: 600 /


When I saw the shrine to "us" that he created in the study, I finally knew that our relationship was over.

tags: relationships [add]

2007-09-13 14:25:58 / Rating: 418.25 /


It was the third morning in a row she had awoken from the same dream and knew, as she looked at her boyfriend sleeping next to her, that dreaming about another guy shouldn't have felt so right.

tags: guilt love relationships dreams [add]

2007-09-13 13:52:38 / Rating: 676.5 /

if only...

I should have known the relationship was doomed when he told me I seemed like the kind of girl who'd take her shirt off at a rock concert.

tags: relationships breakups sexism doom [add]

2007-09-07 22:42:02 / Rating: 571.25 /

MJ Hawk

Every time he tells me that by not making a choice I am actually making a choice, I want to take his face and grind it into the floor before tearing his clothes off and smothering him with kisses.

tags: lust anger passion boyfriend relationships [add]

2007-08-21 09:58:03 / Rating: 658.25 /

Amelia Larson

He was impressed with the profound and serious nature of my rant on relationships but all I did was pretend I was in a movie.

tags: relationships serious DTR [add]

2007-08-06 17:06:16 / Rating: 543.25 /


I met the love of my life not on the subway or in a bar, but in my bowling class.

tags: love life bowling relationships [add]

2007-07-31 14:35:39 / Rating: 619.75 /

Meet me at Jack's

My boyfriend would flip if he knew that my best friend "Kelly" who I visit on the weekends is really my best friend Kevin.

tags: friends love relationships [add]

2007-07-05 17:29:24 / Rating: 679.75 /


I wanted to tell her I loved her, but complimented her butt instead.

tags: love relationships stupid [add]

2007-07-05 17:24:39 / Rating: 721.5 /

Dearly Defeated

On the other side of that door, just moments ago, I heard my life getting that much more screwed up.

tags: sex relationships roommates problem [add]

2007-07-03 17:15:22 / Rating: 603.75 /


It split us up when she went from an open minded veggie to a narrow minded omni as a result of finding religion after her nervous breakdown.

tags: relationships vegan vegetarian mental health religion [add]

2007-06-19 11:01:51 / Rating: 679.25 /


I got back together with my unfaithful wife when my online lovers decided they didn't want to be in a family with me after all.

tags: relationships marriage love [add]

2007-06-08 18:00:09 / Rating: 569.5 /

Missing: Love

I've never been on a plane but in September I'm flying 3,000 miles to meet a guy who makes me laugh and was arrested by the Mexican police.

tags: humor romance relationships flying [add]

2007-06-07 09:32:34 / Rating: 697.25 /


I think to myself, "Is it even possible to feel so connected to the guy after one instant message conversation?"

tags: IM connection relationships [add]

2007-06-05 17:13:32 / Rating: 504.25 /


As I paused on the stairs, I couldn't shake the image of her standing alone in the center of the room, crying.

tags: relationships [add]

2007-05-31 14:54:19 / Rating: 482.75 /

guess what

When she told me she was afraid that I was going to leave her for a man, it made me want to.

tags: sexuality bisexuality relationships break up [add]

2007-05-29 15:57:19 / Rating: 609.75 /

James A. Calwell III

Now I know what my mother meant when she said, "You'll understand when you're older."

tags: sex relationships innocence [add]

2007-05-14 13:41:06 / Rating: 660.5 /

Kelly #1

As my boyfriend sleeps in my dorm bed next to me, I can't help but hope that one day we can share something bigger than a twin size.

tags: college relationships boyfriend commitment [add]

2007-05-10 10:40:31 / Rating: 813.75 /

Joe Touchole

As I bent over to pick up her pen, the sound of my pants ripping warned me that my life was about to change.

tags: humor high school relationships [add]

2007-04-16 12:44:16 / Rating: 644.75 /


When she couldn't stare me in the eye's while saying her vows, I knew then, I loved the wrong one.

tags: marriage love relationships [add]

2007-03-28 17:02:07 / Rating: 799.25 /


The only reason I felt bad when my dad's girlfriend left him was it meant he was coming back to live with us.

tags: hate disappointment breakup dad relationships [add]

2007-02-20 15:23:47 / Rating: 715.25 /


I started to worry about my future relationships after watching Star Wars: Episode I when I realized that I had a crush on Darth Maul.

tags: darth maul star wars crush relationships movie [add]

2007-02-16 09:31:13 / Rating: 768.75 /

Janice Colman

I met Garth when I was forty-eight and he was twenty-six, and five months later we moved into our first apartment, a bachelor basement apartment on Nina Street in Toronto.

tags: relationships [add]

2007-02-12 12:36:40 / Rating: 416.25 /

Girl in English class

I finally admitted to myself that I liked him, but now I am scared that it will never work out.

tags: relationships confusion hope [add]

2007-02-12 12:32:03 / Rating: 540 /


You think I can't track your lies, but what you haven't realized is that I've been reading all your emails ever since we split up.

tags: revenge love lies relationships [add]

2007-01-29 11:11:37 / Rating: 730.25 /


I decided to never look at his MySpace page again.

tags: love loss hate pain relationships myspace [add]

2007-01-25 11:28:03 / Rating: 941.75 /

Astros fan

I'd never have guessed the girl I didn't know sitting to my right at the baseball game would become the love of my life and the woman of my dreams.

tags: baseball love meeting relationships [add]

2007-01-22 12:38:48 / Rating: 658.25 /


My boyfriend of 2 years admitted that he's only attracted to me because of my large breasts.

tags: stupidity relationships [add]

2006-11-21 10:01:16 / Rating: 524.75 /


They day I realized we might not be together forever was the day she asked me out on a date, and the day I made the hardest decision I've ever made.

tags: relationships love [add]

2006-11-13 14:18:56 / Rating: 561.75 /

you know who i am

I knew that night at the Holiday Inn was a mistake, and that was confirmed by my never seeing her again.

tags: sex relationships [add]

2006-10-30 15:02:00 / Rating: 502.5 /


Two blocks of silence to the store we bought another EPT and a bottle of Rumplemintz, the big bottle.

tags: pregnancy relationships drinking [add]

2006-10-16 14:51:31 / Rating: 544.25 /


I only joined the climbing club because I wanted a reason to talk to her, but really I'm scared of heights.

tags: humor relationships love climbing [add]

2006-10-16 12:56:02 / Rating: 713.25 /

Sugar Plum Fairy

My girlfriend has a boyfriend, and I'm okay with that.

tags: gay relationships [add]

2006-10-11 11:26:02 / Rating: 583.75 /


It was wrong when I fell in love with my sexy cousin, but it was gross when I found out she was actually my sister.

tags: oops love family relationships lust incest [add]

2006-10-01 23:26:24 / Rating: 861 /


We take showers together and never get clean.

tags: romance relationships [add]

2006-09-28 09:57:38 / Rating: 703 /


I never thought I would be responsible for sending someone to jail, but I didn't hesitate to press charges when I found out a very ex-boyfriend stole my identity.

tags: jail relationships identity theft [add]

2006-09-12 11:43:21 / Rating: 676.5 /


Wiping the dust from my CD's, the ones we never listened to throughout our marriage, I was suddenly struck by the harsh realization that this silence was not his failure, but mine.

tags: music relationships divorce revelations self failing [add]

2006-09-04 18:30:14 / Rating: 705.75 /


I married my husband on our first date, but it has taken me more than 5 years to decide what colour to paint our dining room.

tags: irony relationships decorating decisions [add]

2006-09-04 11:48:05 / Rating: 2349.75 /


It dawned on me that I obsess over marriage and sex because deep down I fear that I will never experience either.

tags: revelations relationships self [add]

2006-09-01 08:41:07 / Rating: 674.75 /


I felt bad when I found out I was the third girl in a row he'd dated who turned out to be a lesbian.

tags: relationships [add]

2006-08-25 19:24:16 / Rating: 608.5 /


I shouldn't have told her so much truth when she called me drunk at 3 AM.

tags: drunk relationships phone calls [add]

2006-08-25 19:24:11 / Rating: 530 /


I thought I would be able to forget about her by moving half a country away, but I was wrong.

tags: relationships [add]

2006-08-25 19:24:07 / Rating: 471 /


I guess that now he knows what it feels like to tell the person that you're cheating on that you love them.

tags: love relationships cheating [add]

2006-08-23 07:21:14 / Rating: 617.5 /


He was the one who hugged me, asked for a photo with me, danced with me, kissed me - and now I'm the one pursuing him.

tags: love romance relationships [add]

2006-08-22 09:44:55 / Rating: 691 /

Mindy G.

She knows their hearts belong together and she knows how lucky she is.

tags: mcg mlwg relationships marriage [add]

2006-08-18 00:04:05 / Rating: 570.25 /


We're going to marry, she simply doesn't know it yet.

tags: mlwg marriage relationships [add]

2006-08-17 17:30:55 / Rating: 705.25 /


I should have known it was doomed when we fought desperately on our honeymoon.

tags: relationships marriage [add]

2006-08-14 19:31:15 / Rating: 511 /


"It'll never work," he said -- the friend who gave me confidence, courage and class -- but, three years later, I'm marrying her, and I'm the happiest man alive.

tags: love relationships marriage [add]

2006-08-12 17:44:20 / Rating: 637 /