Couldn't handle it.
I hope making you biscuits for breakfast made up for walking away from your mental breakdown.
2011-12-09 14:33:23 / Rating: 188.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "relationships"
Lindsey
We realized it was the wrong parking lot to make out in when we saw the drug dealer flash his gun.
2011-07-20 11:57:11 / Rating: 353.75 /
Katie
I later was told by his mom that they had gotten the marriage license during lunch, before he texted me and told me it was over.
2011-05-26 14:58:52 / Rating: 397.25 /
tomlizard
We may have been in hospital together for only a week but you were the best non-girlfriend i ever had.
2011-02-03 09:10:04 / Rating: 472.75 /
Marlene
I stopped complaining about school the day I found out my boyfriend was in special education and longed to be in a normal school.
2011-01-12 12:30:01 / Rating: 405.75 /
Peter Licari
Frankly, it's awkward when you find out the "random jerk" who rear-ended your new car two hours ago is also your new girlfriend's father.
2011-01-06 09:42:55 / Rating: 433.25 /
Raines
We call each other soulmates and yet we still can't agree on how much Radiohead sucks.
2010-12-07 09:43:43 / Rating: 581.5 /
Jane Doe
When I found out I didn't know his real name four months into dating, I knew it probably wasn't going to work out.
2010-06-08 11:42:38 / Rating: 390.5 /
Felipe Colmenero
Note to self: if you have to go to the police, your relationship is not ok.
2010-04-19 16:42:32 / Rating: 401.5 /
girlingreen
I'm glad he doesn't hav caller ID, because if he did he'd know how many times I've called.
2010-03-17 14:43:50 / Rating: 309.5 /
snakey
I knew he was the one to keep when our second date, during which I accidentally gave him a facial scar with my teeth, was not the last.
2010-03-13 22:20:33 / Rating: 312.75 /
Someone
I said no to the coffee but yes to the date.
2010-01-18 17:15:32 / Rating: 394.75 /
He's almost here...
The night I found out that she was pregnant, I met my wife in the park to tell her I was moving to Portland without her.
2009-12-04 08:56:28 / Rating: 276.25 /
Duck Goes Moo
Having your boyfriend's mother catch you rumaging through her purse that looks exactly like yours does not make for a good introduction.
2009-08-30 21:38:09 / Rating: 377 /
Algie
It was only when she recoiled with horror in her eyes that I realized how completely I had misread her signals.
2009-08-18 09:59:08 / Rating: 395 /
Haven't learned yet
The men in my life can be explained as one alcoholic stepping stone to another.
2009-08-03 15:58:30 / Rating: 303.5 /
Everyone
I got more action playing spin the bottle on the beach, kissing both boys and girls, in one night than I did with my girlfriend in over a year.
2009-07-21 09:59:19 / Rating: 330.25 /
Alexis
He de-tagged himself from all our photos together.
2009-06-16 09:21:34 / Rating: 374 /
Nette
We almost broke up over whether or not to freeze bread.
2009-06-10 11:06:16 / Rating: 435.75 /
Lona
The $1 store swiss rolls I bought to console myself were better than all the expensive chocolates I received when we were together.
2009-05-08 07:54:47 / Rating: 494.5 /
FMyLife
I am nearly 21 and the entirety of my relationship experiences involve being asked out by a mentally challenged kid, a guy who after one date, called six times a day for a week and a half, a 50 year old illegal alien, and the son of the 50 year old illegal alien.
2009-04-19 21:33:06 / Rating: 600 /
Paul
I knew we wouldn't last forever as soon as I realized she had an "open door" policy when using the bathroom.
2009-04-10 12:51:08 / Rating: 416.5 /
Selene
I suddenly felt more isolated than before when I realized that my husband and I were in the same house, communicating by Twitter.
2009-03-16 12:01:42 / Rating: 390.25 /
Devon
"I have gone to Prague," she wrote, "to be without you."
2009-03-09 12:41:58 / Rating: 433.25 /
Steven Gomez
I said, "Take it slow," and she said, "Take it or go," so I went.
2009-03-09 12:41:33 / Rating: 359.75 /
Haha
After he broke up with me on Valentine's Day, I returned his present and used the money to buy a ton of chocolate and some new shirts.
2009-02-17 13:44:12 / Rating: 459.25 /
The Ocean
A yeast infection brought us together and bad spelling broke us apart.
2009-01-22 12:28:19 / Rating: 375 /
Turquoise
We didn't wait till our wedding night and we were a little late for our reception.
2009-01-19 15:10:37 / Rating: 989.75 /
Multifarious
I wasn't sure if him calling the local radio to talk to their psychic about me after 3 dates was cute or creepy.
2008-12-04 13:15:12 / Rating: 431 /
ARKJ
She ended our three-and-a-half year relationship on New Year's Day by telling me she never loved me, so I took back the engagement ring I had been carrying in my pocket and used the money to by a 55-inch plasma television.
2008-12-03 15:06:55 / Rating: 1301.25 /
i love jools
When I bared my soul and told my husband that I wanted to be calmed by the sound of running water while I sleep, he told me to get my pillow and lay down next to the toilet.
2008-11-18 13:15:57 / Rating: 542.5 /
Mello
The day I was ready to tell him "Yes" was the day he came in holding my best friend's hand.
2008-10-15 15:11:19 / Rating: 574 /
Erin
I'm only 16, so why do I have to be the adult in every situation?
2008-08-26 10:21:44 / Rating: 557.75 /
xunshine
After we finished kissing, I laughed and said,"Can you please go brush your teeth?"
2008-08-07 15:14:06 / Rating: 411.5 /
Melissa
I knew my boyfriend had finally been accepted into the family when my dad gave him a key to his garage.
2008-06-30 13:21:44 / Rating: 450.75 /
Katie
When you deleted, "I have the most amazing girlfriend in the world," from your profile, I decided our relationship wasn't gonna work out.
2008-06-16 16:11:51 / Rating: 446.75 /
Mlyn
As my father passed by the closet, I prayed she wouldn't sneeze.
2008-06-11 13:09:02 / Rating: 516.5 /
FormalWare
She started the conversation with "I think you should date other women," and ended it with "Yes, I'll marry you."
2008-06-09 12:20:23 / Rating: 745 /
Raven
I'm still waiting to lend you this CD which I've been carrying in my bag for three weeks.
2008-05-12 15:38:42 / Rating: 374 /
mbirdie
I think the imaginary friend I had when I was in elementary school wanted to spend more time with me then my boyfriend does.
2008-05-05 10:10:30 / Rating: 513 /
Larissa
It took me two years to realize that I'd sacrificed way too much to keep him happy, and I can't believe what finally sent me over the edge was him telling me "I think I'm a werewolf."
2008-04-18 10:19:15 / Rating: 645.75 /
Katiw
My ex-girlfriend is engaged to my boyfriend's twin brother.
2008-04-08 17:00:10 / Rating: 583 /
Waitress
I got a job at that restaurant you pointed out to me months ago, hoping that one day you'll walk in without her.
2008-04-08 16:59:59 / Rating: 434.75 /
BWG
Despite what most people think, I didn't marry my wife because she is Chinese.
2008-03-25 10:40:18 / Rating: 452.25 /
Rachel
I didn't suspect you of being a pedophile until you lamented the loss of my braces.
2008-03-12 17:48:41 / Rating: 504.25 /
Eternal Flame
I missed my girlfriend so much that I racked up 4,000 minutes of talk time on my cell phone that month.
2008-03-10 10:18:02 / Rating: 477.25 /
Jessica
"I can't give you my number because I'm in an exclusive uncommitted one year relationship with a man I see on the weekends," doesn't have a very convincing ring to it.
2008-03-07 16:47:13 / Rating: 461.75 /
DanR
Lying next to my beautiful six-foot green-eyed girlfriend was kind of like lying next to the Rocky Mountains, and just as breathtaking.
2008-03-06 13:03:53 / Rating: 703.25 /
spacegirl
I offered him some water, and instead of answering, he told me my refrigerator smelled bad.
2008-02-05 10:42:07 / Rating: 360 /
kc
It was the night I was supposed to make you mine, and then the water main exploded.
2007-12-06 12:17:15 / Rating: 411.25 /
Parastoo
He thought the slap I gave him was just an experiment in light S and M, but it was actually the anger of the past few months that I had to release in order to bring myself to sleep with him.
2007-11-24 18:29:26 / Rating: 483.5 /
Tessa V
I was hoping that I would be disappointed by the booty call so that I'd stop liking you so much.
2007-11-09 11:04:08 / Rating: 561.5 /
Blogfrog
I don't think he's noticed, but when I'm mad at him I don't wear his shirt to bed.
2007-11-02 14:42:13 / Rating: 757 /
La Fille Italiano
I think my dog likes it when I don't have a boyfriend because it means he can sleep on my pillows.
2007-10-25 10:44:59 / Rating: 487.5 /
katlyn
Even after I told him I never wanted to speak to him again, he still thought it was important to let me know about the new Radiohead album.
2007-10-02 15:44:00 / Rating: 565.25 /
bubblegirl
After seeing the tears on my keyboard I now realize why they say office relationships are not a good idea.
2007-09-21 15:20:14 / Rating: 478.5 /
notcase
When I saw the shrine to "us" that he created in the study, I finally knew that our relationship was over.
2007-09-13 14:25:58 / Rating: 364.75 /
Delilah
It was the third morning in a row she had awoken from the same dream and knew, as she looked at her boyfriend sleeping next to her, that dreaming about another guy shouldn't have felt so right.
2007-09-13 13:52:38 / Rating: 588.25 /
if only...
I should have known the relationship was doomed when he told me I seemed like the kind of girl who'd take her shirt off at a rock concert.
2007-09-07 22:42:02 / Rating: 484.75 /
MJ Hawk
Every time he tells me that by not making a choice I am actually making a choice, I want to take his face and grind it into the floor before tearing his clothes off and smothering him with kisses.
2007-08-21 09:58:03 / Rating: 579.25 /
Amelia Larson
He was impressed with the profound and serious nature of my rant on relationships but all I did was pretend I was in a movie.
2007-08-06 17:06:16 / Rating: 474.5 /
Cassie
I met the love of my life not on the subway or in a bar, but in my bowling class.
2007-07-31 14:35:39 / Rating: 526 /
Meet me at Jack's
My boyfriend would flip if he knew that my best friend "Kelly" who I visit on the weekends is really my best friend Kevin.
2007-07-05 17:29:24 / Rating: 579.75 /
Gregg
I wanted to tell her I loved her, but complimented her butt instead.
2007-07-05 17:24:39 / Rating: 648 /
Dearly Defeated
On the other side of that door, just moments ago, I heard my life getting that much more screwed up.
2007-07-03 17:15:22 / Rating: 533.25 /
neil
It split us up when she went from an open minded veggie to a narrow minded omni as a result of finding religion after her nervous breakdown.
2007-06-19 11:01:51 / Rating: 589.25 /
BealzesBud
I got back together with my unfaithful wife when my online lovers decided they didn't want to be in a family with me after all.
2007-06-08 18:00:09 / Rating: 500.5 /
Missing: Love
I've never been on a plane but in September I'm flying 3,000 miles to meet a guy who makes me laugh and was arrested by the Mexican police.
2007-06-07 09:32:34 / Rating: 593.25 /
Sky
I think to myself, "Is it even possible to feel so connected to the guy after one instant message conversation?"
2007-06-05 17:13:32 / Rating: 437.5 /
John
As I paused on the stairs, I couldn't shake the image of her standing alone in the center of the room, crying.
2007-05-31 14:54:19 / Rating: 415.5 /
guess what
When she told me she was afraid that I was going to leave her for a man, it made me want to.
2007-05-29 15:57:19 / Rating: 494.75 /
James A. Calwell III
Now I know what my mother meant when she said, "You'll understand when you're older."
2007-05-14 13:41:06 / Rating: 545.5 /
Kelly #1
As my boyfriend sleeps in my dorm bed next to me, I can't help but hope that one day we can share something bigger than a twin size.
2007-05-10 10:40:31 / Rating: 726 /
Joe Touchole
As I bent over to pick up her pen, the sound of my pants ripping warned me that my life was about to change.
2007-04-16 12:44:16 / Rating: 573.5 /
Ross
When she couldn't stare me in the eye's while saying her vows, I knew then, I loved the wrong one.
2007-03-28 17:02:07 / Rating: 718.25 /
Aeris
The only reason I felt bad when my dad's girlfriend left him was it meant he was coming back to live with us.
2007-02-20 15:23:47 / Rating: 621.25 /
Heather
I started to worry about my future relationships after watching Star Wars: Episode I when I realized that I had a crush on Darth Maul.
2007-02-16 09:31:13 / Rating: 662.75 /
Janice Colman
I met Garth when I was forty-eight and he was twenty-six, and five months later we moved into our first apartment, a bachelor basement apartment on Nina Street in Toronto.
2007-02-12 12:36:40 / Rating: 349.75 /
Girl in English class
I finally admitted to myself that I liked him, but now I am scared that it will never work out.
2007-02-12 12:32:03 / Rating: 467.5 /
Melanie
You think I can't track your lies, but what you haven't realized is that I've been reading all your emails ever since we split up.
2007-01-29 11:11:37 / Rating: 634.25 /
Serena
I decided to never look at his MySpace page again.
2007-01-25 11:28:03 / Rating: 742.75 /
Astros fan
I'd never have guessed the girl I didn't know sitting to my right at the baseball game would become the love of my life and the woman of my dreams.
2007-01-22 12:38:48 / Rating: 567 /
DD
My boyfriend of 2 years admitted that he's only attracted to me because of my large breasts.
2006-11-21 10:01:16 / Rating: 460.75 /
SomeGuy
They day I realized we might not be together forever was the day she asked me out on a date, and the day I made the hardest decision I've ever made.
2006-11-13 14:18:56 / Rating: 493 /
you know who i am
I knew that night at the Holiday Inn was a mistake, and that was confirmed by my never seeing her again.
2006-10-30 15:02:00 / Rating: 418.5 /
revscrj
Two blocks of silence to the store we bought another EPT and a bottle of Rumplemintz, the big bottle.
2006-10-16 14:51:31 / Rating: 473.75 /
chris
I only joined the climbing club because I wanted a reason to talk to her, but really I'm scared of heights.
2006-10-16 12:56:02 / Rating: 627.5 /
Sugar Plum Fairy
My girlfriend has a boyfriend, and I'm okay with that.
2006-10-11 11:26:02 / Rating: 503.5 /
Rogan
It was wrong when I fell in love with my sexy cousin, but it was gross when I found out she was actually my sister.
2006-10-01 23:26:24 / Rating: 740 /
Jill
We take showers together and never get clean.
2006-09-28 09:57:38 / Rating: 634.25 /
Calliope
I never thought I would be responsible for sending someone to jail, but I didn't hesitate to press charges when I found out a very ex-boyfriend stole my identity.
2006-09-12 11:43:21 / Rating: 585.75 /
karen
Wiping the dust from my CD's, the ones we never listened to throughout our marriage, I was suddenly struck by the harsh realization that this silence was not his failure, but mine.
2006-09-04 18:30:14 / Rating: 613.75 /
Kris
I married my husband on our first date, but it has taken me more than 5 years to decide what colour to paint our dining room.
2006-09-04 11:48:05 / Rating: 2157.25 /
Sondra
It dawned on me that I obsess over marriage and sex because deep down I fear that I will never experience either.
2006-09-01 08:41:07 / Rating: 590.25 /
Lindsay
I felt bad when I found out I was the third girl in a row he'd dated who turned out to be a lesbian.
2006-08-25 19:24:16 / Rating: 543 /
Lindsay
I shouldn't have told her so much truth when she called me drunk at 3 AM.
2006-08-25 19:24:11 / Rating: 460 /
Lindsay
I thought I would be able to forget about her by moving half a country away, but I was wrong.
2006-08-25 19:24:07 / Rating: 407.75 /
jac
I guess that now he knows what it feels like to tell the person that you're cheating on that you love them.
2006-08-23 07:21:14 / Rating: 547.5 /
Tiara
He was the one who hugged me, asked for a photo with me, danced with me, kissed me - and now I'm the one pursuing him.
2006-08-22 09:44:55 / Rating: 600 /
Mindy G.
She knows their hearts belong together and she knows how lucky she is.
2006-08-18 00:04:05 / Rating: 487.75 /
Michael
We're going to marry, she simply doesn't know it yet.
2006-08-17 17:30:55 / Rating: 624 /
Shannon
I should have known it was doomed when we fought desperately on our honeymoon.
2006-08-14 19:31:15 / Rating: 445 /
Daniel
"It'll never work," he said -- the friend who gave me confidence, courage and class -- but, three years later, I'm marrying her, and I'm the happiest man alive.
2006-08-12 17:44:20 / Rating: 567.75 /