Alicia n Jeanne
Alicia said, "Feliz Navidad," to which Jeanne replied, "But you're Filipino, not Jewish."
2008-09-09 16:09:36 / Rating: 130.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "religion"
ER
The wanting to kill myself first began when I was told there was a heaven and that my older brother was there.
2008-09-04 13:48:51 / Rating: 188.75 /
Zombie
While looking under the couch cushions for the remote control, I instead found a pamphlet entitled "Would You Like to Know More About the Bible?"
2008-08-15 22:58:50 / Rating: 92 /
Strawberry Poptart
Mormon boys corrupt just as easily as others.
2008-08-06 15:38:58 / Rating: 95 /
MADk
I imagine the people at Harvard gave my application the same look Mary received from the Israelites when she told them her new son, Jesus, was immaculately conceived.
2008-07-30 14:41:13 / Rating: 222.5 /
1234
I didn't realize it at the time, but my willingness to go streaking at a Christian school in the middle of the night was probably one of the strongest indicators that religion and I didn't have much time left together.
2008-06-25 22:05:06 / Rating: 381.75 /
1234
I thought that I was a tolerant Catholic, but it turns out I was really agnostic the whole time.
2008-05-22 12:32:12 / Rating: 300 /
L.L.
Though he thinks he's got me over a barrel because my religion won't allow me to divorce him, he's going to be very shocked when the papers get there next week.
2008-05-13 12:00:59 / Rating: 230.75 /
Anti-Religious
It took me till ninth grade to realize that it wasn't the best idea to preach Satanism to my Protestant friends.
2008-04-01 12:03:45 / Rating: 137 /
Ashamed
My atheist neighbor has helped more people in the past year than my entire congregation has in the past ten.
2008-03-25 10:51:34 / Rating: 1230 /
Religion...
Every time my former pastor asks me when I'm going back to church, I make excuses and evade telling him I converted to Paganism.
2008-02-29 12:45:49 / Rating: 133 /
spiritual hypocrite
I rejected Christianity only to acquire the belief that Mars gives a damn about me.
2008-02-06 13:34:41 / Rating: 101.5 /
Skrapmetal
If you read the shortest verse in the Bible and truly understand it, you don't need to read the rest of them.
2007-12-28 13:50:41 / Rating: 149.75 /
Sheriff
Growing up non-mormon in Utah has pretty much sucked.
2007-12-17 11:04:01 / Rating: 254.75 /
Carlotta
I've had butterflies for a week, can't stop smiling, and dread what will happen when he finds out I'm not Christian.
2007-10-23 11:49:36 / Rating: 138.5 /
justok
I considered myself a Christian until I had to take a religion class at a Jesuit university.
2007-10-18 14:03:17 / Rating: 118.25 /
Empire
I am two books into the Bible and I have five pages of questions.
2007-10-16 11:04:37 / Rating: 210.5 /
MJ
Last Sunday, waiting in line to receive the Eucharist, I finally realized I'm an atheist.
2007-09-28 17:12:01 / Rating: 295.75 /
Xin
I'm not a Muslim, but he is, and I want to show him that I can be just as strong, so we're both fasting for Ramadan.
2007-09-19 15:02:02 / Rating: 145 /
Nny
I wished I would have kissed you in front of my mother, just to show her that her God-fearing ways haven't affected me.
2007-09-18 13:13:27 / Rating: 184.75 /
Erik
Rather than have the same pointless and one-sided conversation I'd suffered through so many times before, I gambled and told him I had become a Buddhist.
2007-08-07 16:22:45 / Rating: 212.75 /
rastafarian.
I love giving people the wrong idea about me by wearing a cross around my neck.
2007-07-30 13:30:59 / Rating: 146.75 /
Didi
I stopped listening to Family Force 5 after I realized they were a Christian band.
2007-07-27 09:30:42 / Rating: 171.75 /
Natalie
I am only mildly concerned that I have to talk myself out of believing in ghosts, but talk myself into believing in God, and I still consider myself a devout Catholic.
2007-06-19 17:16:12 / Rating: 171.5 /
neil
It split us up when she went from an open minded veggie to a narrow minded omni as a result of finding religion after her nervous breakdown.
2007-06-19 11:01:51 / Rating: 162.5 /
Scio
My IQ rose yesterday and this world, and life, have taken on new meaning.
2007-04-23 11:25:01 / Rating: 140.25 /
Jennifer
I lied and told him, "I believe in God," in order to make him love me.
2007-04-11 10:39:54 / Rating: 202.25 /
VintageMama
I was 42 and single when I got pregnant for the first time and my very religious parents surprised me by being happy rather than disowning me.
2007-01-22 12:39:51 / Rating: 201 /
Flood
"It's an interesting coincidence that the third advent candle is lit on the third day of Channukah this year," said the Muslim gleefully.
2006-12-18 10:00:46 / Rating: 178.25 /
G. Moss
She almost makes me wish I believed in God.
2006-11-16 00:06:15 / Rating: 204 /
Tina
My best friend was an evangelical athiest and eventually dumped me because I would not convert.
2006-10-16 13:30:54 / Rating: 150.75 /
Mae
One-time I got in trouble in Religious studies for saying the word "vagina," but talked my way out of it by convincing them I had said "Virgin Mary".
2006-09-11 23:22:49 / Rating: 463.25 /