Story archives - tag: "roommates"

KarmaRama

Two days after I berated my incompetent roommate for flooding the laundry room, I flooded the laundry room.

tags: humor flooding roommates karma [add]

2008-08-12 14:54:49 / Rating: 193 /

C'est vrai

We felt bad laughing about the legally blind Bosnian passed out drunk in a pool of his own vomit on the tile near the toilet, but it sure did make one hell of a story.

tags: college drunk roommates [add]

2008-04-28 12:17:51 / Rating: 154.25 /

Nelly

Yesterday I had to explain to my roommates, who don't drink, why Jeff's car was in the backyard.

tags: college drinking roommates [add]

2008-02-29 16:36:23 / Rating: 192.25 /

shaytertot

They didn't have the DVD she wanted at Wal-Mart, so I bought her a big red bong for Christmas instead.

tags: humor drugs christmas roommates [add]

2007-12-27 12:21:24 / Rating: 158.5 /

kc

Despite living together for months now, I can't currently tell whether my roommate is crying or if he's having phone sex.

tags: phone sex roommates cry [add]

2007-11-14 10:54:51 / Rating: 221.75 /

Raze

I convinced all of my housemates that they shared my craving for grilled cheese and tomato soup, so that my craving could be fulfilled.

tags: craving mentality friends roommates [add]

2007-11-09 11:02:18 / Rating: 161.25 /

jordan

Somehow, I landed one of the coveted single rooms on campus, but it's only made me more nervous about being isolated and antisocial 1500 miles from home.

tags: college dorms isolation roommates alone [add]

2007-08-10 13:07:35 / Rating: 228.25 /

Dearly Defeated

On the other side of that door, just moments ago, I heard my life getting that much more screwed up.

tags: sex relationships roommates problem [add]

2007-07-03 17:15:22 / Rating: 182 /