Story archives - tag: "selfish"


The only thing that stopped me from taking the rest of the Tylenol in the bottle was the possibility that my organs would be unsuitable for donation afterward.

tags: suicide pills selfish organ donor [add]

2009-04-01 16:04:29 / Rating: 740.5 /


She restarted her long-defunct blog "to discuss her conversion to veganism" exactly two days before her birthday so she could get birthday props.

tags: selfish attention whore [add]

2008-06-11 13:05:20 / Rating: 297 /


I saw my grandmother's death, the grandmother I had lived with until the seventh grade, as merely an opportunity to miss school.

tags: cynicism life death school laziness indifference apathy selfish [add]

2008-01-16 14:21:29 / Rating: 749.75 /


I laughed when he tried to send a text message to her because I secretly changed her phone number when he wasn't looking.

tags: phone friends jealousy selfish love humor [add]

2007-06-22 10:43:54 / Rating: 796.5 /


I love my cars so much I run them into other objects so I never have to share.

tags: humor selfish life happiness joy love [add]

2007-04-03 14:42:02 / Rating: 751.5 /