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That's when I realized it probably wasn't a good idea to eat a lollipop while dancing in the shower.
2010-08-17 14:36:18 / Rating: 238.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "shower"
Lady
When I paused in between songs, I could hear my husband applauding on the other side of the shower door.
2010-05-07 15:59:28 / Rating: 592.5 /
Caught with my pants down
Discovering that window washers do still exist and discovering that I had no idea where my pants were happened at the exact same moment.
2010-01-22 09:14:14 / Rating: 446.5 /
Rinse... not shampoo
Standing naked in a shower, in a foreign land, I realized I bought conditioner, not shampoo, AGAIN.
2009-11-30 12:55:56 / Rating: 384 /
AIS
I am fairly certain I accidentally flashed my high school principal and her dinner party while taking a shower
2009-08-06 14:11:06 / Rating: 236.25 /
Chelsea
As I collapsed on the bathroom floor about to pass out, I realized that taking a really hot shower after drinking too much vodka is not a good idea.
2009-02-09 12:50:28 / Rating: 301.75 /
Kinky Turtle
This evening in the shower, I was overwhelmed by paranoia and turned the spray off three times, standing absolutely still, ears perked, to be sure that no one was in the house.
2008-10-20 16:42:48 / Rating: 315.5 /
averna
This morning, I found a spot on my washcloth that smelled like really good pot.
2008-06-06 17:03:12 / Rating: 403.75 /
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I walked into the bathroom, saw the large spider in the tub, and decided a shower could wait.
2008-04-23 14:54:29 / Rating: 312.25 /
Tammii
Because it's difficult for me to bend, I cleaned the base of the shower with a pot scrubber tied to the bottom of my walking stick
2008-02-05 10:38:05 / Rating: 374.5 /
staca
My back tensed in anticipation of pain as I realized that wasn't the shower I just turned off, but the cold water.
2007-12-07 14:58:12 / Rating: 434 /
Sara
This morning while in the shower the ground shook, and I realized my greatest fear is to die naked.
2007-11-26 12:36:50 / Rating: 616.5 /
Tammii
My kittens are in the shower, trying to catch the drops falling from the shower head.
2007-08-01 12:36:39 / Rating: 496.5 /
Average man
She screamed as I pulled back the shower curtain and doused her with a pitcher of iced tea.
2007-05-31 14:50:37 / Rating: 423 /
the girl
I hate that feeling you have when you step out of the shower and realize you forgot to grab a towel.
2007-04-05 16:50:40 / Rating: 443.25 /
keethie
With a sigh masking her impatience, his wife replied, "If you are SO worried about it, just go take a shower instead of asking me!"
2006-10-22 15:33:10 / Rating: 239.5 /
jas0n
Every morning as I take a shower, I compulsively think about the 1980s television program "Mr. Belvedere."
2006-10-11 11:11:42 / Rating: 316 /