One Sentence archive - tag: "sick"

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A failed suicide attempt on Tuesday night makes it hard to care on Thursday when your boss is mad you stayed home sick on Wednesday.

2008-08-22 13:56:03 / Rating: 331 /

When my "flu" suddenly caused my breasts to swell and become sore, I realized it may actually be morning sickness.

2008-07-16 16:15:06 / Rating: 157.25 /

When the doctor told me I had strep throat, I knew it was time to confront my roommate about her illicit use of my toothbrush.

2008-06-09 12:16:57 / Rating: 134.75 /

As soon as I left the office, I realized two things: I was going to throw up, and it would taste like peanut butter.

2008-03-26 13:25:34 / Rating: 216.75 /

I gave my mother mono because I secretly drank out of the cartoon of orange juice and put it back in the fridge.

2008-02-05 10:36:16 / Rating: 175.5 /

My five-year-old explained that he couldn't get out of bed because he was too sick, he "haves a cold AND a hot."

2007-06-15 13:37:39 / Rating: 220.5 /

I once thought that not growing up sick would make me a better person, but then I learned that the opposite was true.

2006-12-22 00:31:34 / Rating: 197.25 /

Well, I thought as I hit the floor in a daze, this is the last time I'll ever eat at *this* sushi bar.

2006-10-30 15:01:48 / Rating: 237.75 /