We told my older sister that if she had wanted to decorate the tree with us, then she she should have gone to community college.
2010-01-27 09:28:24 / Rating: 56.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "sister"
Ok fine, her name doesn't actually have the comma and exclamation mark in it...
My sister's name backwards is "Ah, Satan!"
2009-11-23 16:40:06 / Rating: 317.25 /
Sister
I didn't think I was doing anything wrong until you walked in the room and I instinctively jumped away from him.
2009-09-10 13:33:21 / Rating: 136.5 /
Murphy's Lawyer
I thought my sister was joking when she said she wanted to take over the world, but now she's majoring in political science and foreign relations with a minor in economics.
2009-05-29 09:15:13 / Rating: 391.25 /
Ruby
My sister walked in on the family crying, unaware we were about to tell her she had been diagnosed with leukemia, and jokingly said, "What, am I dying?"
2009-04-01 11:24:42 / Rating: 496.75 /
Danny
Not a week after I got my first girlfriend, my sister got her's.
2009-01-30 14:46:00 / Rating: 460.5 /
fancy spatula
I've slept with a fan on every night for the past 13 years, 7 months, and 14 days.
2008-10-27 15:32:21 / Rating: 236.75 /
Reno Reading
My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that "WTF" means "Wow, That's Funny" and has been using it all over the internet.
2008-10-23 13:39:41 / Rating: 2912.75 /
Charlie
My sister tells me she watched our mom cry when I came out as gay to which I reply that I watched our mom cry when she ran away, stole the car, and got mom arrested.
2008-08-04 17:11:13 / Rating: 386.25 /
OregonGirl75
I braced myself, stoic and still as stone, as they wheeled your body into the room, and I didn't break down until I realized your long hair was still wet from the last shower you took.
2008-05-28 15:54:48 / Rating: 618.5 /
Gege
It's been seven years since she was adopted and I just now realized that my little sister has never called me by my given name, only the Chinese word for "older brother."
2008-05-28 15:54:30 / Rating: 337.5 /
Juju
I took down all the pictures of her when she was just a little girl because I can no long bear comparing them to what she has become.
2008-04-02 15:18:52 / Rating: 261 /
Walker, VA Ranger
I told my mom the smell was from burning the leaves in the yard and she believed me until my sister came home stoned two weeks later.
2007-11-20 15:11:21 / Rating: 305.5 /
Four Years Older
The feelings of resentment started when my younger sister got her 10-speed bike at the same time that I did.
2007-10-30 14:15:59 / Rating: 321.75 /
Kaye
I stood there, dazed, when my mother told me my 14-year-old sister looked like a whore with the makeup she wore.
2007-08-28 23:06:19 / Rating: 234.25 /
D.
I reckon I was about eight, but I completely recall my sister throwing her nail scissors directly into the back of my knee.
2007-05-29 15:58:34 / Rating: 321.5 /
Holly
Five years and an engagement ring later, my brother forgave his ex-best-friend for hitting on his little sister.
2007-05-23 13:17:46 / Rating: 483 /