One of Three, not two
Having met my secret sister who no one knows I know about, all my mom's clever little references didn't go unnoticed this holiday.
Having met my secret sister who no one knows I know about, all my mom's clever little references didn't go unnoticed this holiday.
My sister completely skipped her birthday to die the next day on mine.
Just because she just had surgery didn't mean I had to let her win during the Uno tournament.
I didn't tell her the candy she popped in her mouth had just been half-eaten by the dog.
Though I glared at her when she took my phone from me, I now see she was merely insuring I wouldn't call someone and make myself seem like a giggly drunken idiot.
I finally talked to her today and the whole time pretended we were sisters-in-law.