In almost three years of not seeing her, I've swallowed oceans of booze, smoked cartons of cigarettes, slept with a dozen different women, been arrested twice, found God, fired God, and nearly died at the hands of five angry men; and I still can't get over her.
2010-05-03 16:29:12 / Rating: 927.75 / 
I got up quietly, went out the side door, snuck around the back, and there was my father sneaking a cigerette, too.
2008-07-30 14:42:41 / Rating: 488.5 /
After hearing from my mother that my father had lung cancer, the only thing I knew to do was light up a cigarette.
2008-03-20 16:07:14 / Rating: 453.25 /
You have no idea how many people distrust your willpower until you tell them you decide to quit smoking.
2008-03-06 13:04:01 / Rating: 422.75 /
I should have stopped smoking cigarettes when I started liking them.
2008-01-18 10:51:55 / Rating: 277 /
We never thought twice about lighting a cigarette outside the hospital as our best friend, who doesn't smoke, was diagnosed with lung cancer.
2007-12-11 11:43:23 / Rating: 369.5 /
She found it ironic that in order to deal with the stress of her mother dying of lung cancer she turned to smoking two packs a day.
2007-06-19 14:09:05 / Rating: 430 /
I inhaled.
2007-06-19 14:08:54 / Rating: 295.5 /
For three long, dreadful years of my life I lived with her, I breathed in her foul smelling second hand smoke every single day, and as she died many years later, I sat there wishing I could breathe it again just one last time.
2007-06-15 13:43:24 / Rating: 464 /
Right before my father died nearly 20 years ago, he told me to quit smoking, and last month I finally did.
2007-06-15 12:57:12 / Rating: 565.5 /
Things went from bad to worse when we realized all the papers were stuck together from the incessant rain.
2006-08-23 20:36:08 / Rating: 399.75 /
