Spare socks...
Rolled up black socks are strikingly similar to my compact umbrella in appearance, not functionality.
2010-01-22 09:08:30 / Rating: 181.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "socks"
selambaness
Suspecting OCD, I tried mismatching my grey-striped monogram-banded blue socks with my grey-striped monogram-banded blue boxers.
2009-01-16 11:09:11 / Rating: 185.75 /
Tunafish
When I was a little girl, I used to feel bad for the sock I didn't put on first, so I would tell it nice things and switch whether I put on my right sock or my left sock on daily.
2008-12-03 15:07:40 / Rating: 779.25 /
sigh
I opened the drawer expecting to find socks for my freezing cold feet, not kama sutra flash cards and a prescription bottle full of Cialis.
2007-10-05 10:26:45 / Rating: 352.25 /
Eureka
The first man to ever lend me clothing was outrageously gay, and he only gave me the socks so I wouldn't drag my wet ones on the floors.
2006-10-22 01:33:23 / Rating: 310.5 /