jaclyncourtney
I'm racking my brain, trying to think if I've ever given him any indication that it's OK to poop in the backyard.
2011-03-17 14:50:52 / Rating: 392.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "son"
Eva
When I asked my son how hitting his brother in the eye could be "an accident," he replied, "I was trying to hit him in the nose."
2008-10-10 16:00:34 / Rating: 968 /
Stressed
My son announced cheerfully that his new sport activity never resulted in injuries - only deaths
2008-03-27 20:35:46 / Rating: 471 /
Laura
I said "Hi, I'm your mum" which made him cry so hard, I immediately apologised.
2008-02-06 13:35:58 / Rating: 546.5 /
Ibutton77
I swung the axe convinced I could show my dad a thing or two about cutting wood, but the lesson I learned that day was taught by my toe.
2007-11-07 13:14:36 / Rating: 476.5 /
Verilain
I never had as long or decent a conversation with my mother as the one after I'd hit the deer and totaled the car.
2007-10-30 14:23:23 / Rating: 423.75 /
truth will prevail
Although I could have stopped him, I let him run into the tree.
2007-08-07 16:21:29 / Rating: 380.5 /
The Mom
After his soggy diaper leaked onto his bed, my two year old asked, "Who turned the water on?"
2007-07-10 14:20:19 / Rating: 359.75 /
truth will prevail
He was only one pound and six ounces, but somehow I knew my son would live.
2007-04-10 13:07:19 / Rating: 506.75 /
Torano
My mother, being enraged, screamed "You son of a bitch", to which I replied, "Yes, I am."
2007-03-28 17:07:09 / Rating: 835 /
Beth
The car was packed and loaded, and with tears in my eyes I hugged my son and said goodbye.
2006-12-10 13:14:36 / Rating: 557.5 /