Story archives - tag: "sorry"

that's not good

My girlfriend "play" bit me on the arm so hard that I "not-so-play" struck her in the head before I could stop myself.

tags: girlfriend bite ouch surprised sorry hit [add]

2008-01-25 13:17:24 / Rating: 168.5 /

Loser

The beagle came running across the field near I-95 and I, being a dog lover, pet him with my fender while doing 70.

tags: dog killer sorry [add]

2007-12-11 11:32:59 / Rating: 121.25 /

Ken

I thought she was just joking, but I really should have gone to the prom with her.

tags: prom sorry regret [add]

2007-10-30 14:19:37 / Rating: 203 /