Story archives - tag: "stoned"

Snarkmeister

Sitting there stoned out of my mind on medical-grade marijuana, I thought I'd lost the ability to comprehend the English language, but then I realized that my brother-in-law was jabbering away at me with his dentures out.

tags: stoned drugs humor marijuana dentures [add]

2007-10-29 10:13:46 / Rating: 757 /

Mr. X

She tried to touch my lips as I sat stoned on the kitchen floor, but I kissed her hair instead, and left her for the cooler.

tags: stoned parties love hate [add]

2006-11-28 10:01:45 / Rating: 540.75 /