Story archives - tag: "story"

Geoffrey Cubbage

On average, I deliberately set a person's hair on fire every twelve years or so.

tags: math statistic arson fire story [add]

2010-05-06 15:10:32 / Rating: 539.25 /


"I can tell you about this," he said, "because the statute of limitations has run out."

tags: uncle story crime [add]

2008-07-23 10:35:13 / Rating: 588 /


I tried to sum up my life story into one fantastic sentence, but all I could think of was "shit happens."

tags: life story humor [add]

2007-03-14 16:03:19 / Rating: 734.75 /


As I stare at my 20.5 rating, I wonder about the policy on giving a "Yay!" to your own story.

tags: humor meta story yay [add]

2006-10-11 11:36:29 / Rating: 772 /