Story archives - tag: "strange"

"leah"

All my mom's kids have two middle names, but one of mine comes from a woman whose son set the fire that killed her in her sleep.

tags: names mother friend death fire arson childhood trauma strange connections [add]

2011-06-06 08:04:05 / Rating: 598.25 /

Axel

As a stripper, I never guessed we would be debating the preparation of ramen noodles in the private dance room.

tags: at work humor strange [add]

2011-06-02 14:18:09 / Rating: 580.25 /

I'm the guy from the blog

While waiting for a local gig to start, a stranger came up to me to say that he'd seen a photo of me on my blog that day.

tags: music concert guy strange random blog [add]

2010-05-24 15:26:07 / Rating: 365.75 /

e coli

My pit bull-rottweiler only eats cat treats and is scared of my eight pound cat.

tags: dog pets food strange [add]

2009-06-29 14:03:01 / Rating: 669.25 /

Mystery Bullets

The following morning, no one could tell me how three hollow-point bullets ended up inside my coat pocket.

tags: strange scary bullets [add]

2009-04-07 14:07:09 / Rating: 347 /

Timmy D

My dog doesn't understand daylight savings.

tags: humor dog strange funny puppy [add]

2009-03-09 12:14:10 / Rating: 643.25 /

Nevadawx

I've garnered two Emmy Awards plus two Associated Press awards and I'll always be known as the dude who hit the "perfect showcase bid" on The Price Is Right.

tags: life strange weird humor [add]

2009-01-30 11:11:11 / Rating: 723.75 /

for Zandra

You know work is exciting when in the same week you can say, "I got attacked by an angry black midget" and "I was bitten by a lesbian stripper."

tags: humor work ridiculous strange midget stripper [add]

2008-12-12 09:22:25 / Rating: 879.25 /

Octo

You know you've had too much sugar when your tears begin to smell like apple pie.

tags: sadness strange apple pie thanksgiving sugar tears [add]

2008-10-15 15:13:41 / Rating: 545.5 /

Heather Rose

As I woke up from my nap to find written on my feet "This is my momma and you can't have her," I realized that my child is very, very strange.

tags: childhood humor parenting daughter strange feet art [add]

2008-09-26 17:46:59 / Rating: 4432 /

Talim

I found out, for some odd reason, my printer speaks in Spanish.

tags: strange humor [add]

2008-08-26 10:15:05 / Rating: 414.25 /

Jenn

When she introduced herself, we were in the ladies locker room and we were both nude.

tags: strange [add]

2007-09-26 01:06:59 / Rating: 363.75 /

boredasmustard

My face looks exactly like my mother's did, before a head-on collision with a drunk driver led to her complete facial reconstructive surgery.

tags: drunk driving accident sad strange [add]

2007-08-28 23:09:46 / Rating: 596.25 /

Tom Mar Caribe

Seriously, within the four or five months that I worked at a small accounting firm, a CPA died suddenly of cancer, one of the secretaries had a miscarriage, and the other CPA's husband was found by his mother after having died of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

tags: strange accounting asphyxiation cancer miscarriage [add]

2007-04-11 10:40:30 / Rating: 594.75 /

captain

I think my ex-boyfriend might be on this site too.

tags: strange coincidence meta [add]

2007-03-30 11:25:26 / Rating: 524.75 /

J

I can't describe it, but it was the strangest feeling when I realized I was alone in a dermatologist's office reading Kurt Vonnegut's "Fates Worse Than Death."

tags: reading realization feelings strange [add]

2006-11-01 16:19:53 / Rating: 505.5 /