Story archives - tag: "strange"


All my mom's kids have two middle names, but one of mine comes from a woman whose son set the fire that killed her in her sleep.

tags: names mother friend death fire arson childhood trauma strange connections [add]

2011-06-06 08:04:05 / Rating: 672.25 /


As a stripper, I never guessed we would be debating the preparation of ramen noodles in the private dance room.

tags: at work humor strange [add]

2011-06-02 14:18:09 / Rating: 601.25 /

I'm the guy from the blog

While waiting for a local gig to start, a stranger came up to me to say that he'd seen a photo of me on my blog that day.

tags: music concert guy strange random blog [add]

2010-05-24 15:26:07 / Rating: 405.25 /

e coli

My pit bull-rottweiler only eats cat treats and is scared of my eight pound cat.

tags: dog pets food strange [add]

2009-06-29 14:03:01 / Rating: 722 /

Mystery Bullets

The following morning, no one could tell me how three hollow-point bullets ended up inside my coat pocket.

tags: strange scary bullets [add]

2009-04-07 14:07:09 / Rating: 370.5 /

Timmy D

My dog doesn't understand daylight savings.

tags: humor dog strange funny puppy [add]

2009-03-09 12:14:10 / Rating: 701.5 /


I've garnered two Emmy Awards plus two Associated Press awards and I'll always be known as the dude who hit the "perfect showcase bid" on The Price Is Right.

tags: life strange weird humor [add]

2009-01-30 11:11:11 / Rating: 763 /

for Zandra

You know work is exciting when in the same week you can say, "I got attacked by an angry black midget" and "I was bitten by a lesbian stripper."

tags: humor work ridiculous strange midget stripper [add]

2008-12-12 09:22:25 / Rating: 926 /


You know you've had too much sugar when your tears begin to smell like apple pie.

tags: sadness strange apple pie thanksgiving sugar tears [add]

2008-10-15 15:13:41 / Rating: 577.5 /

Heather Rose

As I woke up from my nap to find written on my feet "This is my momma and you can't have her," I realized that my child is very, very strange.

tags: childhood humor parenting daughter strange feet art [add]

2008-09-26 17:46:59 / Rating: 4518.25 /


I found out, for some odd reason, my printer speaks in Spanish.

tags: strange humor [add]

2008-08-26 10:15:05 / Rating: 437 /


When she introduced herself, we were in the ladies locker room and we were both nude.

tags: strange [add]

2007-09-26 01:06:59 / Rating: 375.5 /


My face looks exactly like my mother's did, before a head-on collision with a drunk driver led to her complete facial reconstructive surgery.

tags: drunk driving accident sad strange [add]

2007-08-28 23:09:46 / Rating: 643.5 /

Tom Mar Caribe

Seriously, within the four or five months that I worked at a small accounting firm, a CPA died suddenly of cancer, one of the secretaries had a miscarriage, and the other CPA's husband was found by his mother after having died of auto-erotic asphyxiation.

tags: strange accounting asphyxiation cancer miscarriage [add]

2007-04-11 10:40:30 / Rating: 616.75 /


I think my ex-boyfriend might be on this site too.

tags: strange coincidence meta [add]

2007-03-30 11:25:26 / Rating: 554.75 /


I can't describe it, but it was the strangest feeling when I realized I was alone in a dermatologist's office reading Kurt Vonnegut's "Fates Worse Than Death."

tags: reading realization feelings strange [add]

2006-11-01 16:19:53 / Rating: 530.75 /