no_shame_insomniac
When my professor asked me how stressed out I was, I explained to her that I had been naked in a public restroom that morning and didn't even realize it.
When my professor asked me how stressed out I was, I explained to her that I had been naked in a public restroom that morning and didn't even realize it.
There was a night early in my childhood when I was certain my mother was going to commit suicide.
A failed suicide attempt on Tuesday night makes it hard to care on Thursday when your boss is mad you stayed home sick on Wednesday.
While my husband was deployed I would smoke pot in my bathroom with a neighbor while the kids were asleep.
I was ecstatic to see my husband NOT pour himself a drink when he got home from work.
He gently suggested that perhaps I consider broadening my cheese horizons and I almost burst into tears.
The first clue it's been a long day is when you profess your love to the vending machine down the hall.
I should've known it would be a long day when I managed to lock myself out of my apartment twice before 7am.
The cold night precursed a cold week, with no sunshine in the forecast.