my idiot brother..
My family was awoken by gunshots in the middle of the night to find five bulletholes in the front of our suburban house- all because of an argument that took place on facebook.
2011-11-02 10:09:00 / Rating: 75 / 
Story archives - tag: "stupidity"
Clueless
It was only on the drive home that I realized that the woman I was trying to woo held the handshake just a little too long.
2011-03-09 10:48:30 / Rating: 263 /
T
The 5 words that will hunt me forever are: "Go faster, I dare you."
2010-11-29 12:06:46 / Rating: 382.75 /
Tram
I learned the hard way that you cannot "kick" a flattened soccer ball with the front tire of your bike.
2009-04-27 15:27:04 / Rating: 254 /
madprofessor
If there was ever a good time to stop drinking, it was this morning when I woke up next to a woman in a giraffe costume.
2008-06-17 13:22:51 / Rating: 784.75 /
DD
My boyfriend of 2 years admitted that he's only attracted to me because of my large breasts.
2006-11-21 10:01:16 / Rating: 403.5 /