Story archives - tag: "surgery"

S Fuller

As I was being wheeled into emergency surgery, under the haze of a morphine-induced dream, I wholeheartedly believed I was going to my death, and I was truly horrified.

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2008-12-19 11:39:40 / Rating: 69.25 /

No, I Really Don't Know

The nurse asked why the woman was so upset that the doctor was going to reverse her colostomy, and she replied, "Do you know how much money men pay to have sex with me in that hole?"

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2008-08-04 17:11:29 / Rating: 126.5 /

Passionfish

They drilled a hole in my head took out four little pieces of my brain, and one week later told me, "You have multiple sclerosis."

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2008-05-20 10:25:56 / Rating: 117.25 /