One Sentence archive - tag: "tattoo"

kixlikagrl

I changed the locks, got a tattoo and filed for divorce all on my 30th birthday.

2009-07-22 15:55:25 / Rating: 263.75 /

I only told them about my tattoo so they could identify my body if necessary.

2009-07-13 16:07:16 / Rating: 158 /

Somewhere in the Colorado penal system, there is a man named David with my name tattooed on his chest.

2009-01-30 14:42:47 / Rating: 379.5 /

Worse than the pain of the tattoo was the embarrassment that he had to shave my toe first.

2008-12-04 13:18:03 / Rating: 255.25 /

My mom always joked that I could get a tattoo if it said, "I love Mom," so I made her hold my hand when I got it.

2008-11-21 16:07:54 / Rating: 489.75 /

Sober, I asked him if most people were drunk when they got their tattoos and, needle poised above my flesh, he explained, "The smart ones are."

2008-07-14 09:13:45 / Rating: 291.5 /

As I took off my shirt for him to tattoo "Bite Me, Please!" on my back, he said "I can see why."

2008-02-25 21:23:42 / Rating: 241.75 /