Story archives - tag: "tattoo"

Patricia

Worse than the pain of the tattoo was the embarrassment that he had to shave my toe first.

tags: tattoo humor embarrassment [add]

2008-12-04 13:18:03 / Rating: 109.5 /

Eddie

My mom always joked that I could get a tattoo if it said, "I love Mom," so I made her hold my hand when I got it.

tags: mom humor tattoo backfire love [add]

2008-11-21 16:07:54 / Rating: 286.25 /

Frog Kisser

Sober, I asked him if most people were drunk when they got their tattoos and, needle poised above my flesh, he explained, "The smart ones are."

tags: tattoo needle drunk sober [add]

2008-07-14 09:13:45 / Rating: 168 /

KRose

As I took off my shirt for him to tattoo "Bite Me, Please!" on my back, he said "I can see why."

tags: tattoo humor masochism [add]

2008-02-25 21:23:42 / Rating: 139.5 /