We went to the Opening Ceremonies of the Paralympic Games, watched an NHL hockey game, and threw an amazing dinner party, but the highlight of my weekend was hearing my boyfriend's teenaged daughter tell the emergency nurse that I was her stepmom.
2010-03-17 14:44:25 / Rating: 594.75 / 
My wallet and gas tank were both 100% empty, but my journey home was sponsored by a ninety-year-old man who paid me $5 to flash him in the crowded parking lot of the gas station.
2009-07-27 20:11:40 / Rating: 406.5 /
I just discovered my diary from when I was 17 and the last thing I wrote in it was "Am I at the point where an overdose makes sense?"
2009-04-28 16:35:52 / Rating: 434 /
My bisexual 14-year-old daughter put a middle school teacher in her place when she complained being examined by a female OB/GYN would make her feel "like a queer" with four perfect words: "I AM a queer."
2009-02-23 09:37:57 / Rating: 1383.75 /
Like most people, I didn't imagine my first make-out session as involving a bowl of bananas, a waffle maker, and being interrupted by my fencing coach.
2009-02-18 21:35:47 / Rating: 450 /
She was too drunk to notice how drunk I was.
2007-09-27 12:28:59 / Rating: 518 /
I see this boy walking to school every morning and sometimes I think he'll be the next high school shooter.
2007-09-10 12:07:50 / Rating: 375.25 /
At 15, I was old enough to pay for all my own things, take the bus alone, and hold two jobs, but I still couldn't go out with my friends after 9:30.
2007-08-30 16:45:44 / Rating: 358.5 /
I was only fourteen.
2006-09-27 09:50:22 / Rating: 1833.5 /
