Jay
I stole one of my roommates brownies on my way out the door and arrived at the job interview too stoned to talk.
2010-02-23 09:57:07 / Rating: 874 / 
Story archives - tag: "theft"
Slim
Receiving a die stolen off of a Bulgarian backgammon board as a birthday present didn't do a lot to alleviate the jealousy I felt for not being able to go to Europe with them.
2009-09-21 10:01:28 / Rating: 235 /
Me
When I opened the door I noticed 2 things: one, someone had made cookies, and two, all the furniture was missing, in that order.
2009-01-16 12:23:23 / Rating: 823.75 /
Patricia
I've changed cell phones so many times that I don't even mourn the loss of my numbers anymore.
2008-05-21 09:33:44 / Rating: 269.25 /
lonita
I stole a pack of gum from a grocery store when I was eight, but felt so guilty about it that I left the pack on the windowsill outside.
2008-03-30 08:48:12 / Rating: 416 /
Dreamt
I had never seen anyone so distraught in my life until I had asked a passing woman, "Did you see a penguin with drum sticks run by here?"
2008-02-29 12:59:40 / Rating: 364.5 /
John Pynchon
I rewrote the Twilight Zone story "The Rip Van Winkle Caper" as part of my English exam and got an A+.
2008-01-25 13:18:25 / Rating: 303.75 /
Cerise
Sometimes I wonder how the girl who tried stealing my Pokemon cards turned out.
2007-10-02 10:27:46 / Rating: 447.75 /
Going Like Sixty
Mother marched me right back into the store where I had just shoplifted a small toy.
2007-04-11 10:39:18 / Rating: 423 /
Calliope
I never thought I would be responsible for sending someone to jail, but I didn't hesitate to press charges when I found out a very ex-boyfriend stole my identity.
2006-09-12 11:43:21 / Rating: 517.25 /