A tip to my therapist: telling someone that their purges weren't frequent enough to qualify as bulimia may be true according to DSM IV standards, but it's still the opposite of helpful.
2011-12-14 16:13:52 / Rating: 1000.25 / 
My therapist thinks I should become a therapist.
2011-03-04 09:53:47 / Rating: 627.25 /
I liked my therapist until he laughed uncontrollably for three minutes when I told him about an emotionally abusive event from my childhood.
2011-01-27 15:50:06 / Rating: 348.25 /
I am ashamed that it took my daughter writing "therapy" on her birthday wishlist for me to realize that she needed help.
2010-07-02 14:25:56 / Rating: 636 /
The same day i hear my therapist say "fuck" for the first time, I learn her cat's name is Sparkles.
2010-06-25 11:11:32 / Rating: 353 /
I have received a lot of things that most don't get by 18, PTSD, depression, therapy, violent fantasies, and suicidal thoughts, yet I still haven't had a girlfriend.
2010-06-08 11:53:00 / Rating: 404 /
On my second visit, my therapist decided she needed to draw out my family tree to prove to me that coming to therapy was a brave thing to do given the divorce, addiction, lies and avoidance that were rampant in my past.
2010-04-13 14:38:14 / Rating: 295 /
I spent an hour in my psychotherapist's office complaining about a boy and walked out to see him in the waiting room.
2009-11-05 11:36:00 / Rating: 333.25 /
"Have you considered becoming a therapist?" asked my therapist.
2009-02-12 11:29:28 / Rating: 601.25 /
I just told my therapist that I think she's really pretty.
2008-12-08 17:29:12 / Rating: 288 /
My therapist was relatively quiet while I talked, until I mentioned that Paul Newman had died, which elicited from her a dramatic gasp.
2008-09-29 13:45:11 / Rating: 505 /
"Kill myself" and "Kill it myself" have very different meanings and the typo earned me 30 hours of group therapy.
2007-10-18 14:01:03 / Rating: 911.5 /
All those years of play-threatening her with the kitchen knives sent her into therapy and the entire time I thought she knew I was kidding!
2007-07-03 17:15:50 / Rating: 496.75 /
After years of therapy through many different theories and techniques, my final diagnosis is that I'm not, as suspected, crazy, but merely weird.
2006-10-19 00:26:58 / Rating: 372.75 /
I wondered why I was having trouble grieving the death of my mother when the counselor figured out I had not grieved the death of HER mother only 12 years earlier.
2006-09-11 21:50:59 / Rating: 750.25 /
