Bored of Boredom
I was already halfway through the mustard-on-a-bun when I realized I forgot to put the hotdog on it.
I was already halfway through the mustard-on-a-bun when I realized I forgot to put the hotdog on it.
I opened my dorm room door to a frantic guy who said, "There's a naked body on 4th floor and I'm not even kidding."