Story archives - tag: "toilet"

backedup

I worked 8 hours today stocking a store, complete with lifting, bending, stretching, only to throw out my back while flushing the toilet at home.

tags: humor health pain toilet [add]

2010-05-11 14:40:03 / Rating: 463 /

Paul

I knew we wouldn't last forever as soon as I realized she had an "open door" policy when using the bathroom.

tags: toilet relationships girlfriend ex-girlfriend open door number one number two [add]

2009-04-10 12:51:08 / Rating: 417.5 /

Nooks

I was sure my face was going into the toilet, but then he caught me and my heart at the same time.

tags: toilet save love [add]

2008-02-19 12:57:52 / Rating: 457.5 /

IE

After having to reach into the toilet more than once to retrieve my school ID, you would think I would have learned not to tuck it into my pajama pants

tags: toilet school ID oops hand sanitizer [add]

2008-01-23 11:57:52 / Rating: 399.25 /

Anonymous

I don't know if I would have stayed with him all night comforting him while he puked his guts out into the toilet if I'd known that he wouldn't remember it the next morning.

tags: drunk vomit toilet memory [add]

2006-08-29 07:39:42 / Rating: 608.75 /