Story archives - tag: "toothbrush"

Bean

The thing about dropping your toothbrush in a toilet is that you only get one toothbrush at boot camp.

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2010-01-07 16:03:46 / Rating: 334.25 /

Aero

I probably should not have been so surprised by the odd look the couple in the other truck gave me when they saw me brushing my teeth as I drove down the street in mine.

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2009-11-10 09:22:11 / Rating: 198.25 /

Snarkmeister

Even though it's been almost eight years since it happened, I still won't let my son walk around with a toothbrush in his mouth because I'm afraid he'll trip and puncture his throat again.

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2008-03-21 17:05:05 / Rating: 287 /

Impulse

Today I acted on an impulse and took the batteries out of my electric toothbrush, using it as if it were a regular toothbrush.

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2008-01-22 20:51:20 / Rating: 321.75 /

Michael M

I knew I would fall in love and marry my friend's roommate when she let me use her very own toothbrush after my bag had been stolen.

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2007-02-26 16:46:25 / Rating: 261.75 /