Weird Kid
When I was little, I used to cut holes in my stuffed animal dogs under their tails, and then I'd stuff miniature beanie babies inside of them so they could "birth" puppies.
2011-09-13 16:40:51 / Rating: 284.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "toy"
Sigh...
Yesterday he pooped cotton and today he threw up eye balls.
2008-06-02 13:18:54 / Rating: 395.75 /
I've Tasted Flight
Even though it was lodged somewhere in the bowels of the toilet, we could still hear it chirping.
2008-05-21 15:35:22 / Rating: 415.25 /
Johnny Knoxville
I swear to god, the doctor actually said, "This guy's some kind of queer putting toy cars up his ass."
2007-06-05 17:15:34 / Rating: 396.5 /