Loving Mother
Unconditional love is when you take the batteries from your vibrator to power your child's favorite car.
2008-07-01 15:11:11 / Rating: 646.75 / 
Story archives - tag: "toys"
UnlikelyMom
Imagine my two girls as they opened up their exciting Christmas toy, squeezed goop into molds, put the mold into the oven, then waited, and waited, and waited, realizing that there was no heat, no light bulb, and would be no bug - just a bunch of disappointing goo.
2008-01-25 13:21:04 / Rating: 142.75 /