Story archives - tag: "uncle"


The day our Uncle was crushed by a forty foot machine, my mother and brother could not stop discussing how cool it would be if he came back as a zombie while looking at his body and making arrangements for it at the funeral home.

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2011-09-16 12:58:23 / Rating: 461.75 /


It took the internet to find out about my uncle's successful career in porn.

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2009-01-29 10:52:59 / Rating: 666.25 /


"I can tell you about this," he said, "because the statute of limitations has run out."

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2008-07-23 10:35:13 / Rating: 588.75 /


The night I became an uncle I learned to ride a unicycle.

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2008-02-05 10:41:59 / Rating: 639.25 /


It's been eight years this Thanksgiving, and they still sob over his death.

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2007-10-08 10:52:05 / Rating: 664.5 /