The day our Uncle was crushed by a forty foot machine, my mother and brother could not stop discussing how cool it would be if he came back as a zombie while looking at his body and making arrangements for it at the funeral home.
2011-09-16 12:58:23 / Rating: 168.75 / 
It took the internet to find out about my uncle's successful career in porn.
2009-01-29 10:52:59 / Rating: 527.75 /
"I can tell you about this," he said, "because the statute of limitations has run out."
2008-07-23 10:35:13 / Rating: 437.25 /
The night I became an uncle I learned to ride a unicycle.
2008-02-05 10:41:59 / Rating: 416.5 /
It's been eight years this Thanksgiving, and they still sob over his death.
2007-10-08 10:52:05 / Rating: 502.25 /
