a dad
Catching my sons vomit in my hand when he threw up last night made me realise just how far I would go for my children.
2010-03-29 14:07:13 / Rating: 570.25 / 
Story archives - tag: "vomit"
Leela
I spent the night of my cousin's wedding on an air mattress in my auntie's living room, taking turns with my little brother puking in a pot.
2009-12-24 00:14:32 / Rating: 373.5 /
hunter
I once got barfed on by a baby during hour 3 of a 14-hour plane flight to Australia.
2009-03-05 12:38:04 / Rating: 345 /
jb
My eight year soccer career ended with me scoring my very first goal after which I promptly threw up.
2009-01-28 12:24:14 / Rating: 358.25 /
Darklord263
I know "vomit-free since '08" isn't as cool as "vomit-free since '03," but I really didn't have a choice.
2008-08-27 16:18:00 / Rating: 425 /
ticosmom
Imagine my surprise when my kindergarten deskmate tapped my on the shoulder only to vomit his afternoon milk and snack all over me.
2008-08-19 14:25:19 / Rating: 462.5 /
Just another day
You know your life is crazy when you're cleaning vomit out of piercing holes in a stranger's bathroom.
2008-06-09 12:11:42 / Rating: 308.5 /
Dfong
As the vomit crawled up my throat I suddenly realized I was holding the barf bag upside down.
2008-05-30 10:06:48 / Rating: 559.75 /
Erin
As soon as I left the office, I realized two things: I was going to throw up, and it would taste like peanut butter.
2008-03-26 13:25:34 / Rating: 421.75 /
Ellen
My prom date threw up on the prom queen.
2008-01-31 12:05:43 / Rating: 456.75 /
Yes Sir, Yes Sir, 5 Bags Full
When I replied to the ferry operator, "No, I don't get seasick," my boyfriend looked at me incredulously, yet later with compassion when I used the barf bag for the fifth time during the two-hour catamaran ride to Heron Island.
2007-10-25 10:21:16 / Rating: 519.75 /
Kitty
Vomiting in the middle of a club was a mistake in itself, but then the biggest mistake of all i feel, was asking the man in the kebab shop if my breath stank.
2007-08-12 17:00:00 / Rating: 407.5 /
Cori
We were getting along really well until I leaned over and vomited on his feet.
2007-08-14 16:58:30 / Rating: 535 /
Brandon
That was the day I learned that tacos don't mix with vodka and skydiving.
2007-06-26 16:56:18 / Rating: 531.75 /
how i'd like to be credited
When making a film for English class, chocolate pudding works wonderfully as a substitute for poop, as does vegetable soup for vomit.
2007-04-16 15:48:09 / Rating: 475.75 /
Leopold S.
Because I got alcohol poisoning 3 years ago, there is still dried vomit on the bottom of Stephen's trash can.
2007-03-20 16:38:10 / Rating: 320.5 /
Finster
Joanne had already inserted her card in the ATM when she realised that the keypad had been liberally thrown up on.
2006-09-13 13:31:26 / Rating: 620.5 /
Anonymous
I don't know if I would have stayed with him all night comforting him while he puked his guts out into the toilet if I'd known that he wouldn't remember it the next morning.
2006-08-29 07:39:42 / Rating: 608.75 /
Brad
It was a mistake to leave Matt in the car to sober up, because it turns out he was in there puking a varitable mix of pure liquid alcohol and huge chunks of roast beef that made me ponder my chewing habits.
2006-08-10 14:00:28 / Rating: 466.75 /