Story archives - tag: "wedding"

WhitneyfromHouston

He wrote a One Sentence about me in 2007, and now we're getting married on Friday.

tags: wedding baseball fate? meta [add]

2010-11-18 10:29:30 / Rating: 837.25 /

Gleno

She looked down at me where I knelt before her, engagement ring in hand, and replied, "Oh, don't ask me now, I've been such a bitch."

tags: marriage wedding proposal love ring [add]

2010-07-19 15:59:14 / Rating: 731.75 /

Happy

Today, our 2 week old daughter's onesie said "Will you marry my daddy?"

tags: happy marriage baby proposal in love wedding [add]

2010-07-02 14:26:58 / Rating: 785.25 /

Amy

When I wrote the thank you cards for my wedding I also had to include thank yous for the condolences I received about my mothers passing.

tags: condolences wedding thank you cards [add]

2010-02-17 15:59:08 / Rating: 256.25 /

Leela

I spent the night of my cousin's wedding on an air mattress in my auntie's living room, taking turns with my little brother puking in a pot.

tags: food poisoning sick ill illness wedding humiliating family wedding vomit never again please [add]

2009-12-24 00:14:32 / Rating: 487.5 /

harriedkarie

Standing on the steps of the church where they'd just gotten married, my grandparents first heard that Pearl Harbor had been bombed and realized that they would soon be separated.

tags: wedding war Pearl Harbor [add]

2009-12-11 11:29:26 / Rating: 491.75 /

Me

We walked into the emergency room looking like the top of a wedding cake and everyone stopped to look.

tags: wedding sickness [add]

2009-11-25 08:40:37 / Rating: 307.5 /

Rock Star

After divorcing my wife and marrying her best friend who was the maid of honor at the former wedding, my nephew married my ex-wife making her my niece.

tags: divorce wedding nephew best friend [add]

2009-11-06 14:28:48 / Rating: 699 /

LsMom

No one would have guessed that the knife they used to cut the wedding cake would be exhibit C in the trail just 10 months later.

tags: wedding drama trial abuse [add]

2009-10-06 20:35:17 / Rating: 664 /

Sorry Mate

I had the entire best man's speech memorised but as I stood to deliver it someone handed me a stack of cards to read out and a dyslexic's panic made me forget everything.

tags: wedding speech forgot [add]

2009-10-05 14:57:31 / Rating: 311 /

Daughter

He told me I would have to pay for my own wedding as he was packing for his 3 week cruise through Europe on a chartered yacht.

tags: daughter dad cheap wedding [add]

2009-04-03 13:44:12 / Rating: 494 /

Teacher

My wedding began after his ex-girlfriend was removed from the church and ended after I lit my veil on fire with the Unity candle.

tags: humor wedding irony [add]

2009-01-12 15:23:47 / Rating: 866 /

Recon

I went to my father's second wedding tripping on acid and wasn't invited to his third.

tags: father wedding acid tripping [add]

2008-10-28 11:15:43 / Rating: 884.25 /

callmejackieo

"But people are coming to your house who DO eat meat!" shouted Bridezilla as we discussed the menu for her lingerie shower.

tags: maid of honor pushed too far vegetarianism wedding [add]

2008-07-25 16:11:42 / Rating: 372.5 /

A-P

In a move of classic "girlyism," I Googled wedding photographers in your hometown, just in case.

tags: love future wedding [add]

2008-07-25 00:16:38 / Rating: 595.25 /

Ryan

We noticed we were wearing the same shirt during freshman English and 11 years later, he was the best man in my wedding.

tags: wedding friends best man [add]

2008-05-22 12:33:12 / Rating: 687.25 /

Poppy

Yesterday my four-year-old married his "girlfriend" and they shared a fruit muffin as their wedding cake.

tags: humor childhood wedding [add]

2008-05-01 14:27:14 / Rating: 1027.75 /

Not Your Personal Assistant

I started to have a panic attack about not really being in love with him anymore, but I still continued to make our wedding registry.

tags: love wedding not in love panic attack [add]

2008-01-18 10:45:02 / Rating: 490.75 /

Spankella

As I flipped through her wedding photos I realized that not every bride is beautiful.

tags: ugly truths wedding photo [add]

2007-07-03 17:10:31 / Rating: 463 /

At Least I'm Honest

Monogamy was never my forte.

tags: monogamy engaged engagement wedding marriage scared honest honesty unfaithful [add]

2007-06-26 16:57:25 / Rating: 730.5 /

Ryan

A legend sang at my wedding.

tags: music wedding [add]

2006-08-31 18:00:26 / Rating: 522 /

Prufrock

On the day we were married it rained all day.

tags: married weather wedding [add]

2006-08-21 09:52:14 / Rating: 442.75 /

stephen

this one time at my best mates wedding i got drunk and broke lex's butt.

tags: wedding drunk butt [add]

2006-06-27 17:38:38 / Rating: 476.25 /