WhitneyfromHouston
He wrote a One Sentence about me in 2007, and now we're getting married on Friday.
He wrote a One Sentence about me in 2007, and now we're getting married on Friday.
She looked down at me where I knelt before her, engagement ring in hand, and replied, "Oh, don't ask me now, I've been such a bitch."
Today, our 2 week old daughter's onesie said "Will you marry my daddy?"
When I wrote the thank you cards for my wedding I also had to include thank yous for the condolences I received about my mothers passing.
I spent the night of my cousin's wedding on an air mattress in my auntie's living room, taking turns with my little brother puking in a pot.
Standing on the steps of the church where they'd just gotten married, my grandparents first heard that Pearl Harbor had been bombed and realized that they would soon be separated.
We walked into the emergency room looking like the top of a wedding cake and everyone stopped to look.
After divorcing my wife and marrying her best friend who was the maid of honor at the former wedding, my nephew married my ex-wife making her my niece.
No one would have guessed that the knife they used to cut the wedding cake would be exhibit C in the trail just 10 months later.
I had the entire best man's speech memorised but as I stood to deliver it someone handed me a stack of cards to read out and a dyslexic's panic made me forget everything.
He told me I would have to pay for my own wedding as he was packing for his 3 week cruise through Europe on a chartered yacht.
My wedding began after his ex-girlfriend was removed from the church and ended after I lit my veil on fire with the Unity candle.
I went to my father's second wedding tripping on acid and wasn't invited to his third.
"But people are coming to your house who DO eat meat!" shouted Bridezilla as we discussed the menu for her lingerie shower.
In a move of classic "girlyism," I Googled wedding photographers in your hometown, just in case.
We noticed we were wearing the same shirt during freshman English and 11 years later, he was the best man in my wedding.
Yesterday my four-year-old married his "girlfriend" and they shared a fruit muffin as their wedding cake.
I started to have a panic attack about not really being in love with him anymore, but I still continued to make our wedding registry.
As I flipped through her wedding photos I realized that not every bride is beautiful.