Story archives - tag: "weird"

It's not short for Abigail

I laughed when I learned that, in 1999, there were two hurricanes that occurred one after the other, with the same names as my parents.

tags: humor weird [add]

2013-03-12 17:36:15 / Rating: 392.5 /


I never believed those stories about young girls meeting up with old creeps who had claimed to be someone else until I met up with my principal.

tags: weird irony 15 [add]

2011-11-24 21:26:21 / Rating: 274.5 /

Oddly enough, we don't live in Arkansas

We just found my half-sister's half-brother, and my mom wants me to hook up with him.

tags: freaking out weird wrong family crazy you can't be serious mom [add]

2011-01-24 12:19:20 / Rating: 519.75 /


Someone had a piano that was broken, and someone else had a bunch of land, so that inevitably led to a very well-attended piano burning party late one night.

tags: humor memories fun summer weird [add]

2010-01-05 15:42:37 / Rating: 654 /

Panda Bear

I was almost said it out loud, but then I realized "I almost bit your armpit" is a weird thing to tell someone.

tags: humor armpit bite weird tell realization [add]

2009-03-05 11:39:17 / Rating: 528.5 /

that chick in the corner

He said he loved me when I told him I was bi, bipolar, and had recently had an eating disorder, but my dislike of Duran Duran was a dealbreaker.

tags: weird intense musical taste accepting wow [add]

2009-02-27 10:41:20 / Rating: 775.5 /

Pathetic Pooch

My dog was so desperate to avoid his bath that he pretended to vomit.

tags: ew humor weird dog [add]

2009-02-26 20:30:48 / Rating: 839.5 /


I've garnered two Emmy Awards plus two Associated Press awards and I'll always be known as the dude who hit the "perfect showcase bid" on The Price Is Right.

tags: life strange weird humor [add]

2009-01-30 11:11:11 / Rating: 763 /


That homeless man just wouldn't give back the guitar.

tags: homeless humor weird guitar olympia [add]

2008-12-01 10:01:46 / Rating: 512 /


The hardest part was explaining why my black eye just so happened to look like a chicken's foot.

tags: senseless insane gym class weird rubber chicken weird teacher [add]

2008-11-19 13:51:19 / Rating: 551.25 /

Theoretical Theory

Every time that my supervisor and I flirt, it seems that it is less of a joke than the time before.

tags: supervisor flirting joke becoming serious weird [add]

2007-12-28 13:51:44 / Rating: 544 /


The psychiatric hospital wasn't as weird as I expected it to be, which disturbed me all the more.

tags: crazy psychiatry hospitals disturbed weird [add]

2007-08-19 21:35:52 / Rating: 628 /


As I walked down the hall with my new mohawk and monitored the casual surprised glances, it came to my attention that I was more happy being the wierd girl than I ever would have been if I was accepted by society.

tags: mohawk weird society hair [add]

2007-05-31 14:53:15 / Rating: 598.5 /

Bus Stop

My lemonade smells a little like rotten eggs... and I'm still drinking it.

tags: weird [add]

2007-04-16 12:45:18 / Rating: 383 /