Story archives - tag: "weird"

It's not short for Abigail

I laughed when I learned that, in 1999, there were two hurricanes that occurred one after the other, with the same names as my parents.

tags: humor weird [add]

2013-03-12 17:36:15 / Rating: 371.25 /

Alexandria

I never believed those stories about young girls meeting up with old creeps who had claimed to be someone else until I met up with my principal.

tags: weird irony 15 [add]

2011-11-24 21:26:21 / Rating: 259.25 /

Oddly enough, we don't live in Arkansas

We just found my half-sister's half-brother, and my mom wants me to hook up with him.

tags: freaking out weird wrong family crazy you can't be serious mom [add]

2011-01-24 12:19:20 / Rating: 499.75 /

Phaky

Someone had a piano that was broken, and someone else had a bunch of land, so that inevitably led to a very well-attended piano burning party late one night.

tags: humor memories fun summer weird [add]

2010-01-05 15:42:37 / Rating: 624.5 /

Panda Bear

I was almost said it out loud, but then I realized "I almost bit your armpit" is a weird thing to tell someone.

tags: humor armpit bite weird tell realization [add]

2009-03-05 11:39:17 / Rating: 508.75 /

that chick in the corner

He said he loved me when I told him I was bi, bipolar, and had recently had an eating disorder, but my dislike of Duran Duran was a dealbreaker.

tags: weird intense musical taste accepting wow [add]

2009-02-27 10:41:20 / Rating: 758.5 /

Pathetic Pooch

My dog was so desperate to avoid his bath that he pretended to vomit.

tags: ew humor weird dog [add]

2009-02-26 20:30:48 / Rating: 808 /

Nevadawx

I've garnered two Emmy Awards plus two Associated Press awards and I'll always be known as the dude who hit the "perfect showcase bid" on The Price Is Right.

tags: life strange weird humor [add]

2009-01-30 11:11:11 / Rating: 736 /

Em

That homeless man just wouldn't give back the guitar.

tags: homeless humor weird guitar olympia [add]

2008-12-01 10:01:46 / Rating: 493 /

Maus

The hardest part was explaining why my black eye just so happened to look like a chicken's foot.

tags: senseless insane gym class weird rubber chicken weird teacher [add]

2008-11-19 13:51:19 / Rating: 537.75 /

Theoretical Theory

Every time that my supervisor and I flirt, it seems that it is less of a joke than the time before.

tags: supervisor flirting joke becoming serious weird [add]

2007-12-28 13:51:44 / Rating: 525.75 /

Arris

The psychiatric hospital wasn't as weird as I expected it to be, which disturbed me all the more.

tags: crazy psychiatry hospitals disturbed weird [add]

2007-08-19 21:35:52 / Rating: 612.75 /

Shaina

As I walked down the hall with my new mohawk and monitored the casual surprised glances, it came to my attention that I was more happy being the wierd girl than I ever would have been if I was accepted by society.

tags: mohawk weird society hair [add]

2007-05-31 14:53:15 / Rating: 586.25 /

Bus Stop

My lemonade smells a little like rotten eggs... and I'm still drinking it.

tags: weird [add]

2007-04-16 12:45:18 / Rating: 375.25 /