Phaky
Someone had a piano that was broken, and someone else had a bunch of land, so that inevitably led to a very well-attended piano burning party late one night.
2010-01-05 15:42:37 / Rating: 197.5 / 
Story archives - tag: "weird"
Panda Bear
I was almost said it out loud, but then I realized "I almost bit your armpit" is a weird thing to tell someone.
2009-03-05 11:39:17 / Rating: 179.75 /
that chick in the corner
He said he loved me when I told him I was bi, bipolar, and had recently had an eating disorder, but my dislike of Duran Duran was a dealbreaker.
2009-02-27 10:41:20 / Rating: 518.5 /
Pathetic Pooch
My dog was so desperate to avoid his bath that he pretended to vomit.
2009-02-26 20:30:48 / Rating: 420.25 /
Nevadawx
I've garnered two Emmy Awards plus two Associated Press awards and I'll always be known as the dude who hit the "perfect showcase bid" on The Price Is Right.
2009-01-30 11:11:11 / Rating: 313.5 /
Em
That homeless man just wouldn't give back the guitar.
2008-12-01 10:01:46 / Rating: 213.25 /
Maus
The hardest part was explaining why my black eye just so happened to look like a chicken's foot.
2008-11-19 13:51:19 / Rating: 318.25 /
Theoretical Theory
Every time that my supervisor and I flirt, it seems that it is less of a joke than the time before.
2007-12-28 13:51:44 / Rating: 289.5 /
Arris
The psychiatric hospital wasn't as weird as I expected it to be, which disturbed me all the more.
2007-08-19 21:35:52 / Rating: 323.5 /
Shaina
As I walked down the hall with my new mohawk and monitored the casual surprised glances, it came to my attention that I was more happy being the wierd girl than I ever would have been if I was accepted by society.
2007-05-31 14:53:15 / Rating: 336.75 /
Bus Stop
My lemonade smells a little like rotten eggs... and I'm still drinking it.
2007-04-16 12:45:18 / Rating: 219.25 /